Gone drinkin'

Alcohol, the cause of and the solution to, all of life's little problems.

Originally Posted by Sid Squid

Correct.

Indeed

Originally Posted by Razor

Alcohol, the cause of and the solution to, all of life's little problems.

aka karma

Aint beer brilliant!!!!
Well cider in my case, found a cracking lil number the other night..."Westons Vintage" always remember to read the label before consuming
3 bottles and i was a gibbering wreck, after reading the instructions it was then clear why i was in such a 2 n 8..........8.3%

Well, I can only give you this shamelessly stolen quote (comes form the 1950's when Mississippi was looking to re-introduce prohibition of acohol. It was talking about whiskey but it works for any alcoholic drink).

"If when you say alcohol you mean the devil's brew, the poison scourge, the bloody monster, that defiles innocence, dethrones reason, destroys the home, creates misery and poverty, yea, literally takes the bread from the mouths of little children; if you mean the evil drink that topples the Christian man and woman from the pinnacle of righteous, gracious living into the bottomless pit of degradation, and despair, and shame and helplessness, and hopelessness, then certainly I am against it.
But;
If when you say alcohol you mean the oil of conversation, the philosophic wine, the ale that is consumed when good fellows get together, that puts a song in their hearts and laughter on their lips, and the warm glow of contentment in their eyes; if you mean Christmas cheer; if you mean the stimulating drink that puts the spring in the old gentleman's step on a frosty, crispy morning; if you mean the drink which enables a man to magnify his joy, and his happiness, and to forget, if only for a little while, life's great tragedies, and heartaches, and sorrows; if you mean that drink, the sale of which pours into our treasuries untold millions of dollars, which are used to provide tender care for our little crippled children, our blind, our deaf, our dumb, our pitiful aged and infirm; to build highways and hospitals and schools, then certainly I am for it."

[Supervox]

Spotted this at the weekend in a shop window - I think it may have some value here :-

All of life's troubles should be taken with a pinch of salt . . .
































. . . a slice of lemon & a LARGE shot of Tequila

*pours Viney another lemonade*