ewwww...puberty

I would advise inviting your hot friends over.
And then having to go out for an emergency. For quite a long time.

Stock up on Barry White albums too.

I think you know what I am talking about.

Sighhh.
One day... I will be sitting here, and think "no, I just can't post that, that's way too offensive."



One day.

Fatal flaw with a couple of the suggestions there guys:

Originally Posted by Gmonsta

Shesh - You better hope he doesnt buy and SV and end up on here a few years down the line...

He already is on here, and is no stranger to the Soho Massive as you know. He would probably lay claim to part ownership of several SVs on here already.

Originally Posted by philipMac

I would advise inviting your hot friends over.

Most of the good laydeez are on here too!

condoms...



Just trying to help!

Originally Posted by CoolGirl

What am I supposed to do soothing words? start feeding him spanners and aftershave?

When I was 14 my (good Irish Catholic) mother gave me a book on sex, saying 'this will help you with your Biology'. Perhaps I should have accepted it gracefully cos she was utterly shocked when I said 'I could have told you all this yesterday'.

Originally Posted by Ed

When I was 14 my (good Irish Catholic) mother gave me a book on sex, saying 'this will help you with your Biology'. Perhaps I should have accepted it gracefully cos she was utterly shocked when I said 'I could have told you all this yesterday'.

see, modern yoot done all that already, so not the taboo it used to be and we're all cool on that subject.

The thing that's really bugging me is that he's only TEN. He's still my baby! Little boys' voices don't break whilst they're still at primary school!

Originally Posted by CoolGirl

see, modern yoot done all that already, so not the taboo it used to be and we're all cool on that subject.

The thing that's really bugging me is that he's only TEN. He's still my baby! Little boys' voices don't break whilst they're still at primary school!

Why not, girls can get pregnant at the start of highschool these days.

Wait, maybe I shouldn't of reminded you about that sorry

Bye him that Haynes manual...

my voice broke when i was 11.....on summer camp on the isle of widget....all the girls loved the deeper voice.....

he will have them drapped over him!

just be carefull when you find the underwear pages of your litlewoods catalogue stuck together!






pmsl

Ah... Freemans cataloge... memories.