Will all the Ladies please stand up

As a lady I feel the need to reply, sorry I don't think I'm going. But for the record I'm not hairy arsed. Have to see how the summer plans out.

[Viney]

Originally Posted by Scoobs

Despite popular demand, I am at present not planning to attend this event. I would like to say a public sorry to all of the laydeez that were hoping to catch a glimpse of me.

What feeble, rubbish, lame, pathetic excuse are you going to come up with now?

Originally Posted by Viney

What feeble, rubbish, lame, pathetic excuse are you going to come up with now?

Well it was this tiger you see. It jumped out at me. Caught me completely by surprise. Not a problem. I recovered the situation and saw it off. Trouble was he brought his mate. His mate was a dragon. I had no chance. And that's the reason. It's true. Every word.

Originally Posted by Tara

There were quite a few ladies there last year Me, Messie, Cazza, e.d, Coolgirl fizzy fish, mrs squid, mrs ape, nutty tart, mrs quiff and prob a few more i've missed sorry ladies not intentional.

I won't be there this year but i'm sure there will be a few more women there

You missed out Anna, Rock and Lyn (who didn't camp)

Originally Posted by Ping

3 weeks storm chasing in the states in May...

Me too me too! Well, states, 3 weeks, may. No storm chasing for me...

(Atlanta, Birmingham & Chicago btw)

Originally Posted by Law

You missed out Anna, Rock and Lyn (who didn't camp)

See i told you i would miss someone sorry ladies

Originally Posted by Tomcat

But for the record I'm not hairy arsed.

That's a hell of a relief.

Originally Posted by Scoobs

Despite popular demand, I am at present not planning to attend this event. I would like to say a public sorry to all of the laydeez that were hoping to catch a glimpse of me.

hugely disappointing Scoobs, can't believe you're bailing on us

however for any laydeez who were now thinking of giving this a miss, don't worry - i hear Quiff will now be coming along on his own

Originally Posted by Fizzy Fish

hugely disappointing Scoobs

I think you speak for the masses.

Well Scoobs you've killed this thread