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Old 12-06-07, 09:16 PM   #11
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European or African ?
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Old 12-06-07, 09:18 PM   #12
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European or African ?
Huh? I don't know that.

Arggghhhhh........
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Old 12-06-07, 09:38 PM   #13
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Poor coconut

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theres a link?

Where?

Only joshin.

Anna, thats the best way to do it alright. When i lived abroad i had to get into lots of these and hes described it perfectly for you.
Pah...guy is an amateur

Authentic way is using a knife .....well a big and strong one .
Maybe I should bring a couple of coconuts with me to the AE . I just need someone to bring a machete along hehe


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Old 12-06-07, 09:50 PM   #14
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Right.A swallow can't generate enough lift to carry a coconut,never mind two of em,European African makes no difference.Now two swallows might just about do it if they both acted together with a coconut on a bit of string slung between them,but have you ever seen two swallows indulging in a bit of fancy ropework in order to move coconuts around?Nor me.Swans,now that's a different matter.


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Old 13-06-07, 03:06 PM   #15
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i had one the other day, and discovered that a coconut is no match for an electric drill and being crushed in a vice
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Old 13-06-07, 03:22 PM   #16
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My only suggestion is to attach the coconuts to string, add a grass skirt and head for AR 07, hula hula baby
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Old 13-06-07, 03:51 PM   #17
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I happen to have aquired a couple of coconuts i'm now looking at them wondering how the heck i get into them without loosing all the juice!...
Welcome to the world of man!!!!

You could always ask Kid Creole... He never had any trouble getting into those pesky coconuts



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Maybe I should bring a couple of coconuts with me to the AE . I just need someone to bring a machete along hehe


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Old 13-06-07, 03:54 PM   #18
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i usually go into garage shut door and chuck it at the wall. but you do lose the milk a bit. alternatively go to asda and buy a tin of coconut milk - its next to curry sauces etc
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Old 13-06-07, 04:54 PM   #19
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dremel maplin are doing a cheap one at the moment

http://www.maplin.co.uk/Module.aspx?...C=SO&U=strat15
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Old 13-06-07, 06:03 PM   #20
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coconut bikinis all round at AR07!
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