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Old 27-08-07, 08:07 PM   #11
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You didn't ever mention her bum looking big in something did you?
no, but i did keep slapping it
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Old 27-08-07, 09:39 PM   #12
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I know of a lovely single lady with her own Fazer Thou if that helps Great rack too

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Old 27-08-07, 09:56 PM   #13
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Did you have break up sex first?

If not best get back there and do it.

I love break up/make up sex so much all my relationships have been on/off/on/off...
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Old 27-08-07, 10:13 PM   #14
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I know of a lovely single lady with her own Fazer Thou if that helps Great rack too

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Can we have a picture of both? (Bike and lady I meant)
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Old 28-08-07, 06:19 PM   #15
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yeah go on i need a new desktop (filthy minds)
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Old 28-08-07, 09:07 PM   #16
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lol at least no one takes your woes seriously on here. chin up and get out there again boy
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Old 29-08-07, 05:36 AM   #17
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BUT IM NOW ON THE LOOSE!!!! YEEHAWWW!
Thats the spirit...get out there, and get back on the market.
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Old 29-08-07, 06:07 PM   #18
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well i stopped off in town on way back from work this evening to see my mate and whilst in the shop we saw this absolute stunner walk past, both our jaws dropped, then as i walked out the door to leave she was coming back and as she walked past me and my bike she was staring at the bike i said "evenin" "nice bike" she replied "cheers" i said back. Now its not everyday i have a woman looking like that even acknowledge me, i thought to myself she must be on drugs or drunk, then a realized my bike is just a pulling machine


oh and my chiseled good looks
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well i stopped off in town on way back from work this evening to see my mate and whilst in the shop we saw this absolute stunner walk past, both our jaws dropped, then as i walked out the door to leave she was coming back and as she walked past me and my bike she was staring at the bike i said "evenin" "nice bike" she replied "cheers" i said back. Now its not everyday i have a woman looking like that even acknowledge me, i thought to myself she must be on drugs or drunk, then a realized my bike is just a pulling machine


oh and my chiseled good looks
Of course....after all a bike is just an extension of a mans willy.
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Of course....after all a bike is just an extension of a mans willy.
My bikes longer than your's...... nar nar ne nar nar.
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