Ace cafe-sunday 13th Jan

Originally Posted by Jester666

Charming! 220

I know i am and your welcome (221)

Originally Posted by wyrdness

Never a truer word spoken. I'll be the one on the black Speed Triple, with black jacket, black trousers, black boots and black lid.

Me on the Gaytony



I had a bit of an argument with the guy who sold me the made to measure leathers, because I ordered them in black with black logos.

Has someone coming on the ride got a c-spanner I can borrow for a bit please or just the day? I need a big one (assuming they only come in big and small). [Simpleton smiley]

monkey-much as i love ya bike...

STOP SPAMMING THIS THREAD FFS PLZ!!

I could just go in and delete all the non relevant posts if you want!

And I'm spent.

Originally Posted by Jester666

I could just go in and delete all the non relevant posts if you want!

no because then theyd whinge and there are some funny bits in here.

[Sid Squid]

S'pose.

Originally Posted by Treacle

Dude if you need a lift let me know and I will pick you up.

Oi! You leave my pillion bitch alone.

[Spiderman]

Originally Posted by teriyakimonkey

Can't wait to see this-three people on two bikes! Is it gonna be like this but a bit smaller?



Dunno how long that string is Zig but why doesn't my mates pipe stop dripping in his new house?! Driving me up the fri**ing wall! (Is fri**ing allowed on here?)

What is a derail?

Nah, those blokes in the photo are real men

Dripping pipes? Where are they dripping? If its just from a tap then this bit of string will solve your problem, believe it or not.

And a derail? hmm, its kinda like if i put this here penny onto the track where my train of thought is running along and then i forget why i put the penny there in the first place or who i am or what this is all about. Erm.
Yeh, thats right.

My bottom smells funny. (230)

By the way, I'm now a probable +1 as my lovely girlfriend will be in attendance.