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Old 17-01-10, 09:18 PM   #231
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When I took the bike to work (was also the last time I rode it) before the snow and nasty weather, I froze mt nuts off.

I was bundled right up and was still freezing.
On the way home, I filtered through 4 lots of standing traffic on the A38, M6 and M1 and it took me 2 hours to get home but all the time I was thinking "this is why..".

Yes I was frozen when I got home, so cold that my balls were under my chin but I was at home and ready for a bath.

I got a call from a mate that does the same journey 2 hours later saying he had just got in.
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Old 17-01-10, 09:19 PM   #232
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Theres the voice of experience....

I have to disagree on this one...




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Old 17-01-10, 09:22 PM   #233
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I have to disagree on this one...




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its only good for Ducks, not kids. It dos exactly what it says on the label
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Old 17-01-10, 09:23 PM   #234
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its only good for Ducks, not kids. It dos exactly what it says on the label

And hamsters...

It stops them from bursting when you shag them...
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And hamsters...

It stops them from bursting when you shag them...
And only you would know that
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Old 17-01-10, 09:25 PM   #236
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And only you would know that
"Don't knock it till you try it" as they say in Northampton

Well I must admit that I had to use 2 rolls of the stuff on Jenn before she agreed to marry me

I know, I'm so romantic...

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Old 17-01-10, 09:26 PM   #237
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And hamsters...

It stops them from bursting when you shag them...
And you had the audacity to call me weird!!
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Cling film is better, doesn't leave any marks
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Night night, starting to halucinate in front of the screen

And April is waiting
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And to think Skip tried to kill of this thread...
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