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Old 12-03-08, 05:13 PM   #21
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All i picture in my head whilst reading this......






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Old 12-03-08, 05:14 PM   #22
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I have already stated that if I were to do it that wouldn't be part of the deal ...

But you tellin' me you wouldn't pay to spend a pleasant evening out with with Blue_ in a tux

I am not sure u'd pay ?500, but if it was ?1*, I bet you would wouldn't you ... you know you would, you would!! ...

*You would have to pay for the evening out too ... so sat ?1.50 down the chip shop on Pompy seafront ...

lmao........ sorry but I wouldn`t!!!! no way would I ever pay to have sex, even if it was only a pound!
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Old 12-03-08, 05:16 PM   #23
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lmao........ sorry but I wouldn`t!!!! no way would I ever pay to have sex, even if it was only a pound!
YOU ARE NOT PAYING FOR SEX!! You are paying for an escort - i.e. my charming company for the evening ... basically you are paying for me to be on your arm and be nice to you all night ...

To be fair, that is a big ask on my behalf for £1*!!!

*Plus free sausage and chips lets not forget
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Old 12-03-08, 05:18 PM   #24
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this is defo the best thread of today
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Old 12-03-08, 05:19 PM   #25
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Wow the sausage and chips is tempting!!!! lmao


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Old 12-03-08, 05:20 PM   #26
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Wow the sausage and chips is tempting!!!! lmao
Er, don't forget, as the client, you are paying for MY chips, not the other way round!!
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Old 12-03-08, 05:21 PM   #27
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Are there many women out there who would actually pay for sex????
Yes - don't ask me how I know, I just do, OK.
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Old 12-03-08, 05:21 PM   #28
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Yes but who pays for my sausage,and how much?
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Old 12-03-08, 05:22 PM   #29
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this is defo the best thread of today
You'd pay £1 for me for me to be your escort and treat you like a lady* for the evening wouldn't you Sarah!?!?

*or at least try my best at doing that!! .. its almost gotta be worth the £1 to see me try and be nice for a whole evening!?!

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Old 12-03-08, 05:23 PM   #30
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I could certainly put my services up for a reasonable fee.

Hey- keep out of Belgravia- that's my patch!!!

Though I agree- why would women pay?

Cos with one of 'those', you could get as many of 'these' as you want!
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