I hit a bird or something!

[SoulKiss]

Originally Posted by GMS

Got a mate that ran over a drunk who fell in front of his bike.Said it was just like crossing a speed hump. How many points ?

Will tell you when I have stopped laughing



















Nope, not yet














Nor Yet














Come back later...................

[dizzyblonde]

Originally Posted by Lucas

How does the points system work?



Wildlife in weight: 1 point per 100g

or

Wildlife size:

10 points - small airborne i.e. Robin

8 points - average airborne i.e. Pigeon

6 points - large airborne i.e. Wood pigeon

4 points - small land animals i.e. Badger/fox

2 points - average land animals i.e. Dear/cow/sheep

0 points - large Four land animals i.e. Elephant

I didn't think this was a competition I only put the photo up because its title should be 'sh!!t happens'...literally. I was lucky, cause believe me it felt like I'd hit been hit by a ten tonne truck, I was lucky I stayed on.......now as for Claire, shes lucky to be alive too, but in all honesty I think shes a superstar as she really had some serious damge to herself, and got the courage to get back on the bike....if she hadn't been knocked unconcious by the pheasant plucker....well lets just say shes a very lucky lady........
GIRLS they really don't do things by halves

[Bluepete]

My enrty into Death Race 2000 was posted before, but I removed it. However, you can't keep quality in the dark, so here is Squirrel Killer, featuring; Me

LMFAO , well my one was strange . I was late for college years ago and nearby is a shortcut but a very twisty one . I had a Stan Stephens Stage III Tuned TZR125 at the time and it was a missile . I`d just come out of a series of flickable bends and opened the throttle . At the same time a Wood Pheasant was doing it`s "Famous Grouse" advert impression and taking it`s time to cross the road (can almost hear the music here ) . It looked at me sideways through one eye and stopped , I jinked left , it moved in front of me , I jinked right , it moved in front of me , I yelled "GEDDOUDDABLADDYWAYYYY!!!" , and it dived under my fairing . There was a thud , back wheel left the ground by about a foot , a funny grinding noise and then all was calm , bike steadied itself and I carried on to college .
The first break came at about 11 and I went outside to survey the damage , there were guts adhered to the radiator and that was about it so thought "not bad really" . Then came the ride home .... IT PONGED and I had to literally lift my nose in a 30mph to stop gagging , it got worse as the days went by and come Sunday I found out why .
The trail of maggots coming from my belly pan gave me the first clue and as I looked into the fairing lowers there he was , big fat pheasant crammed right in there , decomposing nicely . I had a black binbag over one arm and whittled it out , wretching like a puppy . The thought still makes me gip now .

Yuck Badger, that's foul! Sounds like one suicidal pheasant! They're a bit too slow for their own good anyway but he was clearly just being awkward

He only got one chance at being awkward with me LOL . A few months later I ran over a trail of shrews all following each other in a line in the road . There was a series of wet crunchy squeeks and my Metzeler ME51`s had a lovely furry Zig-Zag pattern in the centre of the tread .

Originally Posted by xXBADGERXx

He only got one chance at being awkward with me LOL . A few months later I ran over a trail of shrews all following each other in a line in the road . There was a series of wet crunchy squeeks and my Metzeler ME51`s had a lovely furry Zig-Zag pattern in the centre of the tread .

That will have been a mother and her babies

Well if it`s any consolation , I didn`t aim for them , I was cornering at the time and had no chance to manouver without causing myself to have an accident , I`m the kind of person that thinks every animal has a place and a reason in this world and won`t harm any intentionally .

At least no orphans were left and nobody starved to death in that family :/

Originally Posted by xXBADGERXx

Well if it`s any consolation , I didn`t aim for them , I was cornering at the time and had no chance to manouver without causing myself to have an accident , I`m the kind of person that thinks every animal has a place and a reason in this world and won`t harm any intentionally .

Lol don't worry I certainly wasn't accusing you! If everyone got upset about roadkill noone would ever go anywhere or if they did at VERY slow speeds! It's just very unfortunate that's all.

Oh it wasn`t taken as accusation , just stating that I feel very bad when animals are harmed , now as far as human beings go , I could quite gladly kick some people to death sometimes , especially my neighbour