The why? Q&A thread

[Stu]

Originally Posted by PAPPACLART

Beucase it is a huge ball of gas, and there is still loads left in the tank

Why doesn't it all burn up at once? i.e. what separates the gas that is being stored from the gas that is being burned?

[timwilky]

A) Woman find it easy to get lost because they lack the ability to read a map.

Q) why don't blokes stop and ask for directions

Originally Posted by dizzyblonde

We don't get lost...we are trying to hide from you guys


so the next question is why can't men just dissappear

Amen to that, sister.

[dizzyblonde]

Originally Posted by PAPPACLART

Americans have baby shaped ones too, but they still call them beans and not babies. Saw it on a program the other night.


Why do woman always assume men are slow and stupid?

Because women aren't, and we can do things quicker ourselves. and we can multitask unlike blokes...


So why are we having a battle of the sexes??



I am running off temporarily to pick up the child from school, so don't think you guys have won.......yet

[pmapp]

Originally Posted by timwilky

Q) why don't blokes stop and ask for directions

A) Because we all know it's just around the next corner


Q) Why is the weather always fantastic while I'm stuck at work, then turns to poo as soon as I get home?

Originally Posted by Stu

Why doesn't it all burn up at once? i.e. what separates the gas that is being stored from the gas that is being burned?

Becuase the sun produces almost as much fuel as it burns. No gas is stored it just keeps burning and producing almost infinately

Originally Posted by dizzyblonde

so then, why are blokes scared when a woman can do a job just as well as a bloke does... i.e putting in a kitchen, building, a bike rebuild,
is it cause we is betterer at it....lol

I wouldn't be scared of a woman who can do those things. In fact, I'd be very happy to have one. Would save me a lot of work, for a start

Originally Posted by pmapp

Q) Why is the weather always fantastic while I'm stuck at work, then turns to poo as soon as I get home?

A: Because you made the mistake of assuming it would stay fantastic


Q: Why does my housemate insist on being a scruffy git and not aiming properly?

Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris

A: Because you made the mistake of assuming it would stay fantastic


Q: Why does my housemate insist on being a scruffy git and not aiming properly?

Is he a bloke? There's your answer.

Q. What should i have for tea tonight? Chinese, Indian, or Pizze/Kebab.

Originally Posted by getyerkneedown

Is he a bloke? There's your answer.

Q. What should i have for tea tonight? Chinese, Indian, or Pizze/Kebab.

I live with other blokes and they seem to be able to manage it

A: Chinese, I had one last night and it was loverly



Q: Why is it I can be sat right next to my open window and not feel a breeze and yet on the other side of my (big) room the door opens and closes?