I slept with a Massive Member last night (Fnarr Fnarr)

Originally Posted by teriyakimonkey

Hang on, someone moving to Harrow, you slept with a massive member, you live in Harrow, I think it was Mr Chris the copper. Did he use his handcuffs and was he in full uniform for you? Was his helmet flashing blue?

...and did he wear any special pants?

He's tall, dark and... well, 2 out of 3 isn't bad.

He sounds like he's one of the Defence Forces of the UK

Originally Posted by Bear

He's tall, dark and... well, 2 out of 3 isn't bad.

He sounds like he's one of the Defence Forces of the UK

Didn't someone already say Jambo

No, but Jambo already said somebody...

I like the cryptic clue. Is he a high flyer per chance? An Italian Renaissance painter?

Originally Posted by teriyakimonkey

Treacle?

nope thats me and i think id know if bear had joined us

[SoulKiss]

Originally Posted by teriyakimonkey

I like the cryptic clue. Is he a high flyer per chance? An Italian Renaissance painter?

Or maybe a Ninja Turtle ??????

Was it a fight, or was it all soft Sai's*



* Yes, I know the plural of Sai is Sai - but artistic license has been taken

What a lovely couple

Originally Posted by teriyakimonkey

Hang on, someone moving to Harrow, you slept with a massive member, you live in Harrow, I think it was Mr Chris the copper. Did he use his handcuffs and was he in full uniform for you? Was his helmet flashing blue?

RED CARD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw

theres an image i didn't want !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nope, you're right . It was RAF! And he loved every minute of it.

Both of them...