I hate cats!

Hehe, have had much laughter and tears reading this thread..

About the turd on the lawn, most self respecting cats wont poo on a lawn, they dig around or do it in something contained or cover it....and you said the smell was bad....and the size of a HOT DOG...that must be some cat!!! I think you have got yourself a FOX turd there mister!!!!

lol....just found this....

http://www.vetuk.co.uk/index.php?mai...oducts_id=2060

[tigersaw]

Solution proven to work by a work collegue:
leave food out for cat, catch cat, put cat in car, drive 30 miles, release cat on estate inhabited by cat loving old people.

We have a cat that some of us in the office have be-friended. It came up the fire escape & started pawing at the window, so we let it in.

Now it visits almost every day, just to come in the office & chill out a bit (it likes to lay on the vents that give off hot air).

One of the guys in the office has just bought one of these. Bring on the fun!

Originally Posted by Dave The Rave

OK, normally I do not mind animals, in fact I like them. However I cut the grass today (after two weeks or so) and there is a turd the size of a hot dog. It stinks to hell and back so I am now officially declaring war on those little suckers. I got my water pistol on standby and I will make their lives misery. What makes it worse I know they are my neighbours cats that use the garden as their toilet so I am tempted to return it over the fence whilst still steaming hot!

RANT OVER

i'm allergic to them so go for ya life !!!