The office weirdo

Ours is a whiny old bat that has a thing about always doing her make up and makes everything a difficult task...I'd like you to meet....The missus

If not its that stupid weirdo that rides a bike - oh wait, thats me!

we have a proper odd ball,

every morning he arrives at the office in leather, then gets changed in the toilets for 15 mins, he brings his own decaf tea bags and has a big plate of salad every lunch, then he pulls open his drawer which is full of bike mags instead of office paperwork, and sits quitely on his own reading and crunching salad...what a wierdo.......

oh 5hit , , , , its me !!!!!

nah real one when i worked at Leeds council (local authorities deffinately have the most wierdo pre capita ration) he used to buy stuff for his lunches in bulk, which is fair enough, save a few bob

but,

if he gets a 6 pack of muller light, he has to eat them all in the order they come out of the wrapper, he has to eat all oif them before he can eat anything else, same when he gets multi pack of twix or whatever, hell have all 6 before moving onto to the 12 pack of quavers, ,
he used to clear a shelf in the fridge and stack his stuff in strictly spaced order, 5 apples perfectly spaced or 6 mars bars equidistant, , if he ate one hed re arrange the reaminder to manke sure they were balanced properly,

i some times used to move his apples slightly out of spacing just to freak him out, ,

hed walk back in the office looking stressed and upset, but never asked whod moved his fruit

frickin wierdos

Used to work with a guy called Fred many years ago, used to comb his hair in the clocking-on clock, once left his comb stuck in his hair, and we never told him for about 3 hours! Used to drive his car everywhere at 20mph, but was always talking about "Screaming through the gears". He used to complain about how tight the taps were on the sink when he made a cuppa, so we cranked all the taps tight with mole-grips! He gave up & went thirsty all day!

Steve

Originally Posted by startrek.steve

Used to work with a guy called Fred many years ago, used to comb his hair in the clocking-on clock, once left his comb stuck in his hair, and we never told him for about 3 hours! Used to drive his car everywhere at 20mph, but was always talking about "Screaming through the gears". He used to complain about how tight the taps were on the sink when he made a cuppa, so we cranked all the taps tight with mole-grips! He gave up & went thirsty all day!

Steve

The office weirdo tends to be the Startek fan

Originally Posted by gettin2dizzy

The office weirdo tends to be the Startek fan

Hmm.. dunno... never seen Startek... any good?

Steve

Originally Posted by startrek.steve

Hmm.. dunno... never seen Startek... any good?

Steve

Love it. Here's my WoW avatar for you

Many moons ago I started collecting..........paper clips Every one had to either be a different shape or colour or size. Obviously

And every time I moved firm I took them with me.

Folk used to think it was a bit weird. But if I had a pound coin for every person who turned up with a "unique" paperclip for my paper clip collection I would be quite rich.......the most fun was the look of genuine dissapointment on faces if I already had it!! (when you are in the hundreds, that happens a lot!).

What happened to them? I threw them away. After 4/5 years got a bit boring.......

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Wayluya

But if I had a pound coin for every person who turned up with a "unique" paperclip for my paper clip collection I would be quite rich.......

but you didn't, you had a paperclip

Originally Posted by Stu

but you didn't, you had a paperclip

LOL

Unfortunately all longggggggg before E-bay or otherwise who knows???

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Wayluya

LOL

Unfortunately all longggggggg before E-bay or otherwise who knows???

& i'm sure no one's ever compared your lame (oops sorry ) experience to the guy that traded one red paperclip for a house?