Helmet and hair gel

Shave it off and wear a beany.

[Stu]

[timwilky]

#1, only way

Originally Posted by Witchery

Shave off the hair and grow a beard.

I have tried that but its taken me 3 months and if i go out in th rain it washed off. Not good for somone getting closer to 30 than 13...

Ive tried that dax wax before and yes it doesnt come off but it doesnt work with the combover as its too sticky so it clumps up and looks pap.

I like the idea of a hairmet

NO.1 all over


BUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz

embrace your inner baldness!

shaving your head is one of the most satisfying things in the world. I had issues with receding hair and thinning on the top deck since i was at uni. Now I'm 27 and have given in to shaving it off.

best move ever, low maintenance, saving money on haircuts, no hat / helmet issues and best of all my girlfriend prefers it short.

on the downside cashiers at the supermarket call me sir if I'm in my suit and old people try to strike up conversations about things that predate color TV.

ps. check your head for lumpy bits before you shave, i had a friend who shaved his off before realising he had a head like a potato covered in lumps and bumps and he looked like the ****ing elephant man! lol (we were understanding. . .obviously)

understandingly cocky

Use a balaclava. The Balaclava will take all the nastiness of gel not your helmet. Then just chuck the balaclava in the wash.

OR SHAVE!!

[Biker Biggles]

Stop being such a tart and shave it off.
Hairgel ferrchissakes?
You will be wearing those tights for men next.