David Cameron

I will not vote for any of the mainstream parties, when i vote, I'll be ticking the box next to the most rabid right wing nutters on the bill. They won't win, but it's the only way to put the wind up the knobjockeys in charge.

Originally Posted by Flamin_Squirrel

Hmmm, not sure this is a good idea. You're not thinking about it from a politicians view. What do they care about? Power. Votes for or against them, that's all that's important. They won't care if you're disaffected.

I see where you're coming from and to a large (very large) degree I believe you're right. The only argument I have in defence (and naturally I think it's a supremely powerful, underpants on the outside, cape billowing, defence) is that journalists, the most powerful opposition party in the last 25 years, make great capital out of the fact they can say "but only 65% of the population voted, and only 45% of those voted for you - what kind of mandate is that?". A better point could be made by our most effective opposition party is "the majority of the population would rather draw a smiley face in every box rather than vote for you - how can you call that a mandate?"

[northwind]

You want to know about voting. I’m here to tell you about voting.

Imagine you’re locked in a huge underground nightclub filled with sinners, ******, freaks and unnameable things that rape pit bulls for fun. And you ain’t allowed out until you all vote on what you’re going to do tonight.

You like to put your feet up and watch ‘Republican Party Reservation’ . They like to have sex with normal people using knives, guns, and brand-new sexual organs that you did not know existed.

So you vote for television, and everyone else, as far as your eye can see, votes to **** you with switchblades.

That’s voting. You’re welcome.

[dizzyblonde]

meh, they are all secret members of this party





http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QGEbOhUdZik

tehehehe

[maviczap]

If you think Cameron is bad, just wait till this young lad gets voted into parliment.

He's Ben Gummer, son of Tory MP Johnn Gummer, one of Thatchers clan


I think his Dad was responsible for feeding him a burger during the BSE (mad cow disease) crisis. Look how he turned out.

He's the Tories prospective cadidate for Ipswich, thank goodness he's not my MP.

Apart from being about 18, he never done anything us normal people have done & is set to become a career politician like his Dad.

God help us all

[northwind]

Hah, brilliant.

[yorkie_chris]

All pigs eating out of the same trough.

I'll be voting for the most mentally right wing ones again, or if they won't see me drop my trousers then I'll spoil the paper.

[northwind]

I voted UKIP last time- so that afterwards, I could say "They only got 217 votes, and I was one of those, and I only voted for them so I could make this joke". Democracy in action.

[maviczap]

No offence to anyone who's suffered because of BSE, but it was a horrendos gaff by his Dad.

This lad (I'm 46 and qualified to use the term) scares the absolute bejsus out of me.

I could add a link to his website so you can read his mission statement, but he needs a swift kick in the realities, or a night in bed with Amy Winehouse.

they'll all crap on the working man/woman from a great height it's like saying theirs three bags of dog turds which one do you want(none of em).