Real world tortures for theiving chavscum

Originally Posted by Bibio

i'm a dab hand at karma sutra...

That would scare him off

i think i realisticly i would go with bibio, if you give them any reason to go against you then they will. Get some mates round, sit him down and show him that you are patient and your getting to the end of your nerves and he can see how serious you are and if he carrys on then things are going turn for the worst. then he might give in and admit hes been a pain and give it a rest.

if he doesnt then, well show him what you mean. find out where he lives if its still with mum give her a word cos mums are the worst (some times). if shes not interested then beat the little sh*t.

ive got an air rifle by my bed with a clear shot at my garge.

[Wideboy]

do bibio idea, then knee cap him

Stuff his mouth with his own socks and tape them in, then crush his fingers slowly in a bench vice whilst repeatedly kicking him in the genitals as you do it.

Take his burberry cap and hoodie off him, anyone seen felon?

[ethariel]

Go with Big Apes solution or get a few mates round and Post him!

I would probably break a leg tackeling the scrote whilst accidentally face planting him onto the drive or side of the house. Cable ties and duck tape, garden hose him down and leave him outside for a few hours before calling the cops just before sunrise.

kidnap the c**t and tie him to a tree in the middle of Epping forest or something similar.

he'll soon regret touching your bike

A particularly nasty person I know from Doncaster used to lend money to 'sub-prime' borrowers (he was a loan shark). If someone couldn't pay he'd dump them in a van and take them into the woods just outside where I lived and tie them blindfolded to a tree. He'd then pour what smelled like petrol all over them and start clicking a zippo lighter. The stuff he'd pour over them wasn't really all petrol, it was 95% water with the rest petrol and wouldn't have caught light in a million years, but the smell of petrol was distinctly there and scared the living daylights out of the borrower, before giving them a few well placed kicks and punches - they were always suitably scared enough to pay up very soon afterwards.

Last I heard someone firebombed his house and 2 Mercs while he, his wife and two kids were asleep inside.

a vice and some haribo jelly sweets believe me they wont try it again.