Could I have the shirt please...

[Luckypants]

That's pants, glad you not badly damaged Grinch. Take it easy.

Doh! Get well soon Grinchy. I hope you don't get a lot of bruises out of it. Shout if you need help.

Cheers everyone.

Ah poo, sorry to hear about this mate

I shall hand the shirt over on Friday if you're going to be there, or give it to someone for safe keeping because I'm off away for a while.

Take it easy!

I was planning on coming up Friday, so hopefully I will be there, to sign it the second time.

Poor you.. Now i really think you deserve that bottle of Polish vodka on my return from Poland for medicinal purposes of course

Originally Posted by Grinch

Right, lets go over what happened then. It was HERE.

I filtered past a DHL lorry on my left coming out of nine elms lane

And I bet it was at speed, through moving traffic, as your per usual. I bet you just popped up, like Fenella in Chorton and the Wheelies UNDERNEATH their mirrors.

Originally Posted by Grinch

and the lights changed, meaning the Royal mail lorry I was going to move past moved off. As I got next to him he started to move over, seeming to want to change lanes.

SEEMING to want to change lanes? You're making assumptions for HGV's... instead of holding back IN YOUR LANE and waiting for them to maneouver.

Originally Posted by Grinch

I slowed and its at this point the DHL lorry clipped me and knocked me onto the right side. Not sure what got hit or where, but I felt it push me over.

Coz, and I'll bet Christmas on this, you were in it's blind spot, beneath the mirrors.

Originally Posted by Grinch

Damage is - Antlers and tinsel is broken, have had to be removed.

Oh and the right mushroom is bent and scrapped, hand guard cracked, mirror broken, subframe for mirror mount bent. Screen and right side fairing cracked and bent, scrape on the can.

Woo. More expense. Just coz you still ride like you did before we had PJ. Which was fine back then, as we didn't have a 3yr old I'd have to explain to if his Daddy gets mangled and ripped apart by an HGV. You filter at speed, and your observation is lacking. You seem to think that every other road user should be on the lookout FOR YOU. Don't deny it, I've seen it first-hand. I WAS gonna wait and talk to you about this when you got home, but as you seem to have posted it all over the effing internet for everybody to see, I guess I'll have my say here.

You need to have a bit of patience Dan. We have a 3yr old who adores his Daddy and who would be totally devastated if anything was to happen to him.

Originally Posted by Grinch

Note - Nine elms lane is where I got splatted by my bike.

And that's because AGAIN you made assumptions of what the traffic APPEARED to be doing, instead of holding back and waiting. I love you, but you effing infuriate me.

Oh, and before anybody tells me I'm being harsh, I'm married to him. It's my job to do when he scares me witless again.

Originally Posted by Scoobs

Your a liability and a danger to other road users. I think I'm going to raise a petition to ban you from riding.

I'll sign it first.

Originally Posted by JessicaRabbit

And I bet it was at speed, through moving traffic, as your per usual. I bet you just popped up, like Fenella in Chorton and the Wheelies UNDERNEATH their mirrors.

No hun the traffic was stationairy as it was at the lights, I was filtering up when the lights changed and the postoffice lorry moved off to. I wasn't moving very fast as I was filtering.

SEEMING to want to change lanes? You're making assumptions for HGV's... instead of holding back IN YOUR LANE and waiting for them to maneouver.

Thinking he was going to carve me up, what should I do just barg through

Coz, and I'll bet Christmas on this, you were in it's blind spot, beneath the mirrors.

Well I had to slow to as I was worried about the post office van. Due to the width the lorries take when they turn I think the trailer knocked me. I was just about to move over, as I had forgotten about the lorry behind me as my mind was on the post office in front.

Woo. More expense. Just coz you still ride like you did before we had PJ. Which was fine back then, as we didn't have a 3yr old I'd have to explain to if his Daddy gets mangled and ripped apart by an HGV. You filter at speed, and your observation is lacking. You seem to think that every other road user should be on the lookout FOR YOU. Don't deny it, I've seen it first-hand. I WAS gonna wait and talk to you about this when you got home, but as you seem to have posted it all over the effing internet for everybody to see, I guess I'll have my say here.

Hun how many times have I said to you that looked dangerous to me, and you just said it was fine from where you where.

You need to have a bit of patience Dan. We have a 3yr old who adores his Daddy and who would be totally devastated if anything was to happen to him.

And that's because AGAIN you made assumptions of what the traffic APPEARED to be doing, instead of holding back and waiting. I love you, but you effing infuriate me.

I so ride slower and more careful now, in fact when I've been out with you hun your normally the one that disappears off.

But that's enough of that now, as I just posted here to let people know and yap about it. Hopefully in fact learn from it.