odd/funny things a stranger has said..

Originally Posted by Rorshach

once had a bloke kept saying to me..." you kill people in south London ,you do"..

..after about the fifteenth time , i turned round and said.." no i kill people in north London......and guess where you are now matee..."

he didnt say another word after that

thats hilarious..!

My sister just told me of a funny one that happened to her. she works in a pharmacy and was standing at the till/desk minding her own business when a man came in:

Man: "Do you know what Ive got in my bag?" (points to a tesco's bag)
My sister: "No"
Man: "Ive got the cure for swine flu"
My sister: "oh right"
Man: "Do you want it?"
My sister: "no, its ok"
Man: "are you sure? you can see it if you want"
My sister: "no its fine, i dont need it"

(He was now getting really agitated and the lead pharmacist came out to see what the hell was going on)

Man: "Hmph, fine. well, you are all going to die! its your loss"

Then he stomped out the shop!

[dirtydog]

Have had a few stupid questions when I ran a chippy funniest one being a woman asked "are your chips real chips?"

HAd a few when I was a delivery driver as well

Another funny one was when I over heard a woman complaining n Sainsburys that they didn't have something in stock and kept moaning about it despite the manager saying that they have never stocked it

Pulling up on bike at Supermarket some lads just started yelling "Zovirax! Zovirax! Have you got a cold sore?"

Walking into the office at work with all my bike gear on, and you can guarantee someone will say 'Are you on your bike today?'. No I just dress like this for fun

Originally Posted by Amanda M

Walking into the office at work with all my bike gear on, and you can guarantee someone will say 'Are you on your bike today?'. No I just dress like this for fun

I used to get that a lot at college. The look on their face when you say "No I'm in the car.. just in case I go through the windscreen and roll down the road" is brilliant. They look at you like you're from mars

Originally Posted by joshmac

I used to get that a lot at college. The look on their face when you say "No I'm in the car.. just in case I go through the windscreen and roll down the road" is brilliant. They look at you like you're from mars

College is terrible, looks/whispering/random people asking why I wear it..

*Sigh* =D>

Originally Posted by saoralba

College is terrible, looks/whispering/random people asking why I wear it..

*Sigh*

I don't walk around in leathers during the day. Then again, you always get the sarcastic wolf whistles when you're walking to the changing rooms lol, bless 'em

On days when I only have class for a few hours, I walk into college all power rangered up That seems to get alot of attention(all attention is good ain't it haha) for wearing full leathers, boots.
Still haven't plucked up the courage to walk in with lid + black visor and gloves on..

Last day
2 weeks left, thank **** for that!

While at work, guy comes in about 9pm, theres a few people wandering around in the store, the shutters are still open...

Guy: Are you still open

Me: No, i just like to stand behind the till after we've shut.

Guy: (gave me a non amused eexpression)

Originally Posted by saoralba

On days when I only have class for a few hours, I walk into college all power rangered up That seems to get alot of attention(all attention is good ain't it haha) for wearing full leathers, boots.
Still haven't plucked up the courage to walk in with lid + black visor and gloves on..

Last day
2 weeks left, thank **** for that!

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