We've got Swine Flu - Page 3 - SV650.org

10-07-09, 08:43 PM

Use the NHS symptom checker...apparantly we should all phone 999!

http://www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk/Sat/Mini...meoneElse.aspx

10-07-09, 10:33 PM

Is itching in an embarrassing place a symptom of this

flu? One of my co-workers might have it

10-07-09, 10:38 PM

Sister school to the one i work at (My old school infact) has got it now, my Mum works there as well...

The school i work at has even bought in precautions with hand wash stuff and tissues, i keep on using the hand wash stuff, i love the smell of it

I cant keep coughing, perhaps i got it

better not go to work any more

10-07-09, 10:40 PM

2 confirmed cases at my college which i thankfully recently finished, and one of the people in my street has it! its closing in on me i must make defences

11-07-09, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ed

Is itching in an embarrassing place a symptom of this

flu? One of my co-workers might have it

That could be worms Ed

We have 2 confirmed cases of swine flu in the area in which I work... is getting closer!

jambo · 11-07-09, 10:11 AM

http://xkcd.com/574/

yorkie_chris · 11-07-09, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeneticBubble

2 confirmed cases at my college which i thankfully recently finished, and one of the people in my street has it! its closing in on me i must make defences

Put everything into canned food and shotguns!

Old Git · 11-07-09, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Messie

yep, agree it's better to get a mild dose, specially when otherwise fit and well.

But not now! Just one week til summer holidays

Why couldn't we have got in in September ;(

Better to get a mild dose !?????

11-07-09, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Speedy Claire

That could be worms Ed

Or the early symptoms of a case of "Chalfonts"

11-07-09, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jabba

Or the early symptoms of a case of "Chalfonts"

Male co-worker is forever scratching his penis. Can't work out if he realises what he's doing

10-07-09, 08:43 PM	#21
TazDaz Guest Posts: n/a	Re: We've got Swine Flu Use the NHS symptom checker...apparantly we should all phone 999! http://www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk/Sat/Mini...meoneElse.aspx Last edited by TazDaz; 10-07-09 at 08:47 PM.

10-07-09, 10:33 PM	#22
Ed Guest Posts: n/a	Re: We've got Swine Flu Is itching in an embarrassing place a symptom of this flu? One of my co-workers might have it

10-07-09, 10:38 PM	#23
Holdup Guest Posts: n/a	Re: We've got Swine Flu Sister school to the one i work at (My old school infact) has got it now, my Mum works there as well... The school i work at has even bought in precautions with hand wash stuff and tissues, i keep on using the hand wash stuff, i love the smell of it I cant keep coughing, perhaps i got it better not go to work any more Last edited by Holdup; 10-07-09 at 10:40 PM.

10-07-09, 10:40 PM	#24
GeneticBubble Guest Posts: n/a	Re: We've got Swine Flu 2 confirmed cases at my college which i thankfully recently finished, and one of the people in my street has it! its closing in on me i must make defences

11-07-09, 10:11 AM	#26
jambo Member Mega Poster Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Croydonia Posts: 5,376	Re: We've got Swine Flu http://xkcd.com/574/ __________________ Modern motorcycles are bloody brilliant, enjoy it while we can

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