Annoying Adverts

Originally Posted by amnesia

The advert I loathe the most at the moment is the childrens charity advert Davina Macall is doing - it is the most patronising BS I have ever seen. It looks like she is on the verge of tears when it starts, and its so insincere.

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Mr VT hates the 'we buy any car' advert rofl! I think I know why but really shouldn't say !

[Richie]

The Cash for Gold advert where the Man doesn't blink at all.

"His Eye's Will pierce your very Sole..."

any womans hair or makeup advert does my head in

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Simples!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Von Teese

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Mr VT hates the 'we buy any car' advert rofl! I think I know why but really shouldn't say !

It's the ****ing anooying as **** jingle/singing they do, and just the whole ***ing thing. Maybe THE most annoying advert I have ever seen.

And the Febreeze one... When the girl walks in the room...

'FRESH!'

What? ***ing fresh? Who the **** says fresh????

Arrrrghhh!!

I just laugh at how badly dubbed they are!

I cant find a link for it but its the one where the woman is having a kids party and talking to her friend. The kids run past and iar freshener and it goes off, and the 2nd bimbo is amazed at this seemingly impossible techno marvel. Then the kids run past it again and it doesnt go off. Well this is too much for this mensa drop out and bimbo one has to point out that the air freshener really is "that clever"
Drives me bloody nuts!

Saying that I giggle everytime at the advert where the boy says "i want to do a poo at pauls house"

[Richie]

I'm off round Pauls for a Poo!

I've just got back, I wouldnt bother.. Pauls house stinks of ****, everyone must be doing it. Sort of like a craze.

Anything badly dubbed.

The 'up your Viva!' one... the guy who calls him up has to be the world's ugliest *******.

The one where brain damaged kids try to ask their parents to stop smoking.

Churchill - I really don't want to hear the noisy chomping and slurping, and the 'jokes' aren't funny.

Anything involving horrible cackling babies, babies' bottoms, any add that refers to them as 'baby' (as in, 'with the new Fisher Price action set, Baby can play and learn at the same time!), anything that uses the word 'toddler'.

The Network Rail level crossing ad. It's a disgrace, you don't even see a train, what the hell would be wrong with showing the Top Gear clip of the people carrier getting mashed in that deliberate crash they made a few years ago? Some blurry footage of a dog and an overturned car doesn't mean anything.

The Seat 'This car has extra neeeeowwwww and buddita buddita'.

Any Boots advert. HERE COME THE SODDING GIRLS.

Worst at the moment: The Windows 7 woman who is so effin' smug and goes on about the amazing new taskbar in Windows 7 like it's such an amazing new innovation - despite it having been in Mac OS X and numerous other OSes for the best part of a decade. I want to tear her face off and feed it to her.

Radio Adverts? Kiss 101 keeps playing this 'I solemnly swear to cut down on food waste' pledge that WILL make me crash the car in my haste to change the station.