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dirtydog · 09-12-09, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Dicky Ticker

Tie her laces together,takes ages before they master the art of jumping

Now there's an idea...

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Originally Posted by Stig_Of_The_Dump

Time to get the cage out.

There's an even better idea!

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Originally Posted by Quedos

adam's just annoyed that he cna't get away with a dress that small

You reckon?

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Originally Posted by -Ralph-

Well done Libby, now get in those kitchen cupboards and drive your Mum daft

Too late, she's already daft!

Messie · 10-12-09, 04:53 PM

Brilliant - probably - lol!

Why do we spend the first 2 years teaching them how to walk and talk; then the mext 15 to sit down and be quiet.

Toddlers are lovely - well better than teenagers anyway!!!

11-12-09, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Messie

Brilliant - probably - lol!

Why do we spend the first 2 years teaching them how to walk and talk; then the mext 15 to sit down and be quiet.

Toddlers are lovely - well better than teenagers anyway!!!

be have both types in the house an 11 month old girl and an almost 17 year old girl with a visiting 7 year old girl. Hard to say which is the most hassle - almost 17 year old wants lifts everywhere, 7 year old wont shut up (talks in sleep too I bet) and almost 1 year old on the go constantly, today she has bumped her head on 4 different doors, 3 other kids, 2 tables, a shopping trolley and the dog, its only lunch time. Does anyone know how much snot a 1 year old can hold before exploding and how many times it explodes before running out? Just a query from a mum with slimy top, jeans and boots with crunchy bits in her hair

Stu · 11-12-09, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by kitkat

Just a query from a mum with slimy top, jeans and boots with crunchy bits in her hair

mmm Yummy Mummy

11-12-09, 02:56 PM

Hehe good luck with that!
Sounds ilke you got your hands full!.

Could be worse.
My Wifes Twin Sisters Daughter (Niece in law?) is about 2 and they just got her a beautiful pink, 4 poster princess bed.
The very first night in it she Poos herself, takes off her nappy, and smears it all over the bed =p.

Frist thing I said to her is hmmm...you're not really a princess are you!
Her reply?
"No!! I'm Kattie!"
How kids can still be cute while sitting in the middle of their own poo I have no idea

11-12-09, 02:59 PM

I love this thread reminds why I'm never going to have kids

10-12-09, 04:53 PM	#22
Messie The Teacer Mega Poster Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: colchester Posts: 2,739	Re: She walks Brilliant - probably - lol! Why do we spend the first 2 years teaching them how to walk and talk; then the mext 15 to sit down and be quiet. Toddlers are lovely - well better than teenagers anyway!!!

11-12-09, 02:56 PM	#25
PsychoCannon Guest Posts: n/a	Re: She walks Hehe good luck with that! Sounds ilke you got your hands full!. Could be worse. My Wifes Twin Sisters Daughter (Niece in law?) is about 2 and they just got her a beautiful pink, 4 poster princess bed. The very first night in it she Poos herself, takes off her nappy, and smears it all over the bed =p. Frist thing I said to her is hmmm...you're not really a princess are you! Her reply? "No!! I'm Kattie!" How kids can still be cute while sitting in the middle of their own poo I have no idea Last edited by PsychoCannon; 11-12-09 at 03:03 PM.

11-12-09, 02:59 PM	#26
Quedos Guest Posts: n/a	Re: She walks I love this thread reminds why I'm never going to have kids

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