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Old 08-02-10, 11:39 PM   #21
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I'm trying to relate the theme of the card to her/us. But nothings working...

I would go all out with the raving ones, but that would'nt be in my best interests, if you know what I mean.

OH!!! Are we not suppose to be bitter and twisted then?? damn I was going at it at the wrong angle
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Old 08-02-10, 11:39 PM   #22
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Lol I know.... my comedy ain't what it used to be but I might have a few gigs coming up plenty of time to polish it right up (and maybe even work on my material as well)
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Old 08-02-10, 11:41 PM   #23
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OH!!! Are we not suppose to be bitter and twisted then?? damn I was going at it at the wrong angle
Just having a word with myself re: sexual innuendos..
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Old 08-02-10, 11:42 PM   #24
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What about .........

I spent more on the stamp than I did on the card!

I also hand delivered it cos I was too tight for a stamp!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I was always real tight
so this is all I got you
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Old 09-02-10, 08:23 AM   #25
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You weren't as good a sh*g as your mum
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Old 09-02-10, 09:53 AM   #26
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Worryingly....Amanda seems to be rather good at this....

Perhaps it would help if we knew what sort of message you want to send. Do you want her to miss you? Do you want to stay on talking terms and this is a way of breaking the ice? Do you want to stick the knife in and give it a twist, or do you actually want her back?

On the other hand ignore all of the above, this thread is to amusing with everybody guessing, in fact I'm getting a few ideas for mine....
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Old 09-02-10, 10:02 AM   #27
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Firsty.... why?


Secondly...
'Happy valentines day. I feel today's appropriate to tell you that recently I've found myself thinking of you whilst sleeping with other women...

...makes me last long time!

Smug Regards,

Noble OX '
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Old 09-02-10, 12:01 PM   #28
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Firsty.... why?


Secondly...
'Happy valentines day. I feel today's appropriate to tell you that recently I've found myself thinking of you whilst sleeping with other women...

...makes me last long time!

Smug Regards,

Noble OX '
Dave that's class Have you got any experience in this matter?
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Old 09-02-10, 12:21 PM   #29
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No shockingly, not the sort of thing I'd do - thought I'd try n' help a brother out though
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Old 09-02-10, 12:46 PM   #30
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I got this card because it reminds me of you in so many ways.
It's cheap.
It's tacky.
And much like you it opens extremely easy.
And for every card sold, 2 pence get's donated to your favourite charity the home for old slappers!....TESCO "Every little helps"
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