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the_lone_wolf · 11-03-10, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Spiderman

does one day count?

It was in a spanish cell in a police station...

I didn't realise we had cells based on ethnicity

Jayneflakes · 11-03-10, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul the 6th

did anyone else fall off their chair laughing at what he had done and what his name is?

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Originally Posted by yorkie_chris

And where he was residing

Awwww, it has only just occurred to me too. Hmm, nominative determinism I fear!

Spiderman · 11-03-10, 12:55 PM

D'oh!
it was when i lived in the Canaries. I was me, the islands are owned by the Spanish and the cell, well it was more like a changing room and there was a locker where they kept all their handguns and ammo and it was left unlocked the whole time i was incarcerated there.
Where the cell itself was actually from i didnt have time to ask tbh. Having a gun pressed to your head kinda takes the power of reasonable thought away quite quickly.

Although on assessing that statement for a mo, asking a cell where its from is not exactly reasonable thinking in the first place but then again i'm not often accused of being reasonable. Or thinking.

yorkie_chris · 11-03-10, 12:58 PM

What did you get nicked for?

11-03-10, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by the_lone_wolf

You mean the rampant homosexuality?

No thats the Navies problem. Just being stuck on a base in the middle of nowhere in my case.

yorkie_chris · 11-03-10, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ThEGr33k

No thats the Navies problem.

So you didn't find the rampant homosexuality a problem then?
We're pleased you chose us to come out to first...

Paul the 6th · 11-03-10, 01:17 PM

glass of rose anyone?

Spiderman · 11-03-10, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by yorkie_chris

What did you get nicked for?

Basically being me. And they suspected me of being an illegal immigrant on top of it all. Best advice from the solicitor tho. "look you and i both know your right, yeh? But we both also know on the islands anything can happen and the police run things. Do you wanna stay and fight the long fight or just get on a plane to another island where its all behind you?

You can guess i got on a plane right. I'm never going back to Gran Canaria tho, juts in case Maspalomas Jail House has a room with my name on it still waiting for me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by yorkie_chris

So you didn't find the rampant homosexuality a problem then?
We're pleased you chose us to come out to first...

I think that was the bit he enjoyed the most, reading between the lines

11-03-10, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by yorkie_chris

So you didn't find the rampant homosexuality a problem then?
We're pleased you chose us to come out to first...

Sigh... you are too funny

keith_d · 11-03-10, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Spiderman

...
Where the cell itself was actually from i didnt have time to ask tbh. Having a gun pressed to your head kinda takes the power of reasonable thought away quite quickly.
...

Are you expecting it back any time soon??

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11-03-10, 12:55 PM	#23
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