Oooops, I just parped in the office...<snigger>

[Dave20046]

Slightly more on directly on topic worse time I've done it at work was when one contractor managers was holding a ladder for me (yes 4rse at his head height) I was getting pretty frustrated doing the work I was doing and let my mind slip for a second...and a fart. About half a minute later the overwhelming smell of bins hit me and I realised I must have nastyguffed right in this guys face. I probably could have saved it by saying 'sorry mate you might wanna take a minute' but every time I tried to speak to the guy a laugh crept in so I just turned round and went back to work in this cab letting out the odd giggle.
He was odd with me when I came down from the ladder; I couldn't tell if he just thought I was an odd giggly bloke who just plain smelt like bins or whether the situation was crystal clear and that I'd just infact given him a mouth full of nasty guff and laughed.

[dizzyblonde]

Dave.....you stink

Originally Posted by dizzyblonde

What do people expect to come out....lavender

Eat half a pound of Parma Violets and you will guff lavender. Trust me

This so isn't fair, I have a bad throat, and it's now agony cos I'm laughing so much at this! I'm with Dizzy blond, I really think that I have toilet humour!

[Tom_the_great]

haha what an ace thread !!! im the only lad in our office so just try for dear life to hold till im away or risk getting slapped

[Jayneflakes]

If I quoted every comment that had me in fits of giggles, I would have to copy every one here! I swear to you I am crying here.

Dizzy and Lou, I am so glad that I am not alone in finding farts funny. Jenny Eclair once said

Originally Posted by Jenny Eclair

A fart is just a laugh in the wrong place.

She also said

Originally Posted by Jenny Eclair

I used to eat Egg sandwiches and have a crafty fart at the same time!

Top quote of the day though that had my tears flowing had to be

Originally Posted by Dave20046

It smelt like dead people

closely followed (how apt) by

Originally Posted by keithd

i have the "pleasure/advantage" of working close to a water treatment company. covers most tracks, except the occasional follow through

This is the funniest thread I have read anywhere for ages. Thank you folks. Right I am off to play the pull my finger game.

[flymo]

oh my god, I am literally crying with laughter here. what the hell have I started?

You can angle you're @rse to make different sounds, it works great on the hard plastic old school chairs... Haha

I get alot of gas when travelling long distances in a car, no idea why, maybe my less then good diet..

I was flying back from Amsterdam recently. Had a messy one, and hadn't gone for a dump in days. I simply destroyed everyone around me on the plane. They weren't going anywhere, and nor was I or my guffs. It was relentless, about 1 every 5 minutes, each worse than the previous. It was awesome!!

And as for women not farting as much as men. Well all humans make about the same quantities of gas, so if y'all hold it in, I'm afraid all that means ladies is that you are just farting away in your sleep when your sphincter muscles are relaxed and you have no control over the matter.

I laughed that hard earlier reading some of the posts i actually let a few unforced out
I also had tears in my eyes, why do us twisted people find farts so funny?