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Old 24-03-10, 04:52 PM   #21
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Nowhere near risque enough...

Now it you substituted "baps" for "taps" we'd be getting somewhere...
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Old 24-03-10, 04:52 PM   #22
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you racist wench bi infiring you have tea coming out of your taps you are surley taking the wee from the fact I have shandy from mine..

why i ought to strike you down..

but i wont cause ur lovely and ur pregnant
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Old 24-03-10, 04:57 PM   #23
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why i ought to strike you down..

but i wont cause ur lovely and ur pregnant
You wouldn't cross the path of a viking preggers bird from Yorkshire

She might get her directly descended Spartan fella to come bash you with a stick......of celery
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Old 24-03-10, 04:59 PM   #24
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Point of order-----Surely the parrot is a Norweigan Blue and so this thread is offensive to Nordics?
It's not whooshed it's pining for the fjords.
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Old 24-03-10, 05:17 PM   #25
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Nowhere near risque enough...

Now it you substituted "baps" for "taps" we'd be getting somewhere...
I actually thought it said that the first time I read it
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Old 25-03-10, 09:04 AM   #26
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Mark - you ever get the feeling that the point has been missed?

I love the inferences of some PC action in the earlier posts! The righteous offended - I'm nearly crying with laughter here.

How far off the money can you be?

This is now the best thread ever.
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Old 25-03-10, 09:09 AM   #27
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Can I get the explaination of what a parrot has to do with a person from Liverpool?

Bloody confusing English
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Saw this and thought of this thread...
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Old 25-03-10, 09:44 AM   #29
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Mark - you ever get the feeling that the point has been missed?
Spectacularly...






As for the Scots, well they're a bunch of skirt wearing, haggis munching, caber tossing, porridge loving, sporran spinning, thistle whistling, ginger haired monkey men


Please note this isn't offensive to Scottish people because they aren't really people...

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So TLW...what would you call a Greek with a Scottish accent then?
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