Banned from HELL

[Spiderman]

Originally Posted by Rai86

How about female noobs just join in with the lezzbo show instead of buying coffee.......mainly cus im skint, but im a great kisser

You know what i love most about making rules? Finding the exceptions to the rules...and you just found it! Yay.


As i told the disgusting lezzers on thursday...... All you girls think you're great kissers so its not an even battleground on that premise. What i volunteer to do is snog each of you one at a time and give you marks, that way we can run a handicap system based on that. You know, to make it all fair.

Now my volunteering...i dont want to be seen as a hero for it you know, someone has to take a bullet for the team sometimes and since i'm the soho mod it seeems only fair and part of my duties. Look upon me as the fella who throws himself on the live grenade for the sake of all the others.
I will forver be remembered at the Kisser Of Lezzers & Bi Girls Martyr, dirty job but someone had to volunteer i guess.

Such a hero Spidey, Sacrificing yourself for the good of others.. what a guy

lol, I love this thread!!

[Littlepeahead]

I've been meaning to tell you all this for a while. I've been having an affair with Ricky Martin.

Originally Posted by Littlepeahead

I've been meaning to tell you all this for a while. I've been having an affair with Ricky Martin.

Me too! We've been keeping it a secret for such a long time.

[SoulKiss]

Originally Posted by Spiderman

You know what i love most about making rules? Finding the exceptions to the rules...and you just found it! Yay.


As i told the disgusting lezzers on thursday...... All you girls think you're great kissers so its not an even battleground on that premise. What i volunteer to do is snog each of you one at a time and give you marks, that way we can run a handicap system based on that. You know, to make it all fair.

Now my volunteering...i dont want to be seen as a hero for it you know, someone has to take a bullet for the team sometimes and since i'm the soho mod it seeems only fair and part of my duties. Look upon me as the fella who throws himself on the live grenade for the sake of all the others.
I will forver be remembered at the Kisser Of Lezzers & Bi Girls Martyr, dirty job but someone had to volunteer i guess.

Erm Spidey, PM me to compare notes, but I think that I may be better qualified...

Originally Posted by Spiderman

I will forver be remembered at the Kisser Of Lezzers & Bi Girls Martyr, dirty job but someone had to volunteer i guess.

But I'm not a lesbian, nor am I bisexual or bi-curious or anything, I just enjoy kissing BBC....how does that work, do I get disqualified?

[chris8886]

Originally Posted by Von Teese

But I'm not a lesbian, nor am I bisexual or bi-curious or anything, I just enjoy kissing BBC....how does that work, do I get disqualified?

i'm sure something can be worked out

Originally Posted by Holdup

bloody hell

seems i do need to get down to one of these soho meets

I've been to a couple of Soho meets and that never happened! I feel cheated

Originally Posted by Von Teese

But I'm not a lesbian, nor am I bisexual or bi-curious or anything, I just enjoy kissing BBC....how does that work, do I get disqualified?

And your sex slave, your truly? That's two girls.......I think you is..