I'm a TART

Hmm, all to familiar....

Had a similar issue near mine, roundabout above M62 near B & Q Warrington - traffic stationary in right lane, i'm pootling down the left and some dizzy mare in a BMW pulled out right in front of me, no warning whatsoever. Got to the lights in front of her (shes still in right lane) and started gesturing for her to use her eyes. First this got the whole "what?" response then to my amazement, she mouthed "I saw you"

On that same round about i was in the right lane (going the other way) and some guy starting moving over into my lane - bearing in mind he was right next to me - and he only noticed I was there when I knocked on his window

[appollo1]

Just out of curiosity if you have an incident like this and the offending car loses its wing mirror or there keys get taken and thrown away etc

could you get in trouble from the police for damage etc?

Originally Posted by RavenWire

and he only noticed I was there when I knocked on his window

the look on his face must have been priceless!

Originally Posted by appollo1

Just out of curiosity if you have an incident like this and the offending car loses its wing mirror or there keys get taken and thrown away etc

could you get in trouble from the police for damage etc?

If they catch you Yes! Its criminal damage..



And ive done that before suzibabe - ****es them right off when your tootling along at 20-30mph and they cant get round you.. So much more fun seeing them getting frustrated and not being able to do sod all about it...

and safer for you then trying to start punching cars/mirrors etc

[dizzyblonde]

Originally Posted by Bri w

I once 'accidently' fell against the side window of a car that had a ranting motorist. Hurt my head like 'ell, and there was glass all over his lap. Seriously, I wouldn't recommend it it does hurt.

My sons godfather once went to boot the mirror off the drivers car, on the M62 for cutting him up, and accidently shoved his foot through the window instead, said he'd never see someone exit the motorway so quick in all his life

Originally Posted by yorkie_chris

Hehe someone who isn't me used to smoke on the bike,

I know someone who still does, red POOF lid ring any bells?

Originally Posted by SuZuKiBaBe

the look on his face must have been priceless!

Oh yes...was a real Mastercard moment. Kind of like this ---> crossed with this

This thread amuses me. I like the key-nick-chuckatface idea, but I imagine with my luck, them grabbing my hand and taking my glove, then me getting in the way of everyone asking for my glove back with puppydog eyes

Originally Posted by allantheboss

This thread amuses me. I like the key-nick-chuckatface idea, but I imagine with my luck, them grabbing my hand and taking my glove, then me getting in the way of everyone asking for my glove back with puppydog eyes

i'm with you on that .. go to kick mirror and end up squashed under my own bike cos i lost balance.. although in my mind sometimes i have karate kicked the mirror and opened the boot

Originally Posted by muddi

So much more fun seeing them getting frustrated and not being able to do sod all about it...

and safer for you then trying to start punching cars/mirrors etc

and she was clearly late for something... so slowing her down to snails pace did make me smile to myself.

Originally Posted by allantheboss

This thread amuses me. I like the key-nick-chuckatface idea, but I imagine with my luck, them grabbing my hand and taking my glove, then me getting in the way of everyone asking for my glove back with puppydog eyes

If your glove comes off that easy it's not much good in an accident.