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Old 18-06-10, 08:17 PM   #21
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Megan just took a break from cooking my dinner to say you're all out of luck - sorry guys
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Old 18-06-10, 08:19 PM   #22
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i had one at school. only found out yearssssssssss after as i got off with her younger sister (2 years younger) while we were lying in bed she blurted out

'wait till i tell my sister who i just bonked'
to which i replyed 'why'
she replied 'coz my sister has had a crush on you since school'
Did similar, but the other way

Me - "I always thought it would be your sister where you are now"

Her - "Mfflllmff fllllmum-pffflllmp"
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Old 18-06-10, 08:47 PM   #23
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Did similar, but the other way

Me - "I always thought it would be your sister where you are now"
Her - "Mfflllmff fllllmum-pffflllmp"
Was she performing ******* at the time to respond like that?

fel-a-tio. Seems it won't get past the swear filter.

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Old 18-06-10, 08:59 PM   #24
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£20 its Drew







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Old 18-06-10, 09:11 PM   #25
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Was she performing ******* at the time to respond like that?

fel-a-tio. Seems it won't get past the swear filter.
It would be ungentlemanly of me to comment.
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Old 18-06-10, 09:13 PM   #26
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Was she performing ******* at the time to respond like that?

fel-a-tio. Seems it won't get past the swear filter.
Nah, she was bound and gagged.
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Old 19-06-10, 12:26 AM   #27
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I would have to find out. Even if it it turns out to be a minger or a weirdo, at least you'll know.
Could be she's just shy. If she's (er...or he) is still telling her friend, it's because she really is interested.
Put some pressure on the friend. Tell her she's no mate of yours if she won't tell or act like you are really hurt/mad and say she has really hurt your feelings, etc. etc. and tell her not to mention it again if she's not planning on telling you , or you're not speaking to her again if she's going to play with your feelings.
You can get it out of her.
How you go on not knowing?
Would be worth finding just to satisfy your own curiosity.
And who knows, might be a Meagan Fox.

I had a one once but didn't know it at the time.
Years later she told me she had a big crush on me and used to follow me around, saved pics of me and so forth...and she was drop dead gorgeous.
Wish she had let me know at the time.
I would have killed to go out with her!

You've got to find out mate!!!
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Old 19-06-10, 07:01 AM   #28
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£20 its Drew
that also isn't a secret!
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Old 19-06-10, 08:04 AM   #29
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Have you seen the old lady in the canteen, the one with the beard and the wooden teeth. That is your admirer!

Most likely it is some one who is already partnered up, so can't admit it or it is a member of staff who is not allowed to touch you!

Good luck and if you come home one day and find any pets in pots on the stove, you know that she has moved it up a step!
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Have you seen the old lady in the canteen, the one with the beard and the wooden teeth. That is your admirer!
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