Who has the most boring job? - Page 3 - SV650.org

Bri w · 20-08-10, 11:53 AM

My job involves travelling the world under an assumed name. I get to spend government money in casino's, and sleep with beautiful women. The tools of my trade are scuba tanks, parachutes and a Walther ppk.

My company car is an Aston Martin DB9.

I get to kill people I don't like - unfortunately the ex-wife won't stand still long enough.

*wakes up, stretches and logs back onto the company server*

andrewsmith · 20-08-10, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Holdup

I have the worst job in the world

Working in a motorcycle shop, talking to different people all the time, new challange every day, seeing new products, getting cheap products, riding pretty much what ever bike i want too (well restricted licence at the moment so cant ride too much yet

)

Wish i could work in a cardboard box factory

HU you barsteward!!!
swap job if your that bored!!

Mines a real ale bar

Biker Biggles · 20-08-10, 12:04 PM

Mine is a secret.Even I dont know what I do or why.

andrewsmith · 20-08-10, 12:17 PM

student doing Phycology

20-08-10, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by andrewsmith

student doing Phycology

Still learning to spell it

?

Spiderman · 20-08-10, 12:59 PM

i sell overpriced tat to over rich people. Its fun sometimes spending other peoples money for them but rich people can be a real pain in the butt too.

20-08-10, 01:17 PM

i stand on a gate for 12hrs a day looks a bits of plastic with a photo on , then raise a barrier , then close it
i dare anyone to beat that

Tom_the_great · 20-08-10, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by davepreston

i stand on a gate for 12hrs a day looks a bits of plastic with a photo on , then raise a barrier , then close it
i dare anyone to beat that

that is pretty pish but you could turn it into fun by lowering the bar fast then it goes up...?

20-08-10, 01:29 PM

no its a electric gate, push button up, push button down

L3nny · 20-08-10, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Daimo

My jobs fairly boring.

If nothings broken, i've not got much to do (IT techy ish). There-fore I spend my time browsing online.

After a while, 8 hours a day gets boring. VERY boring.

Sounds a bit like my job only I do it for 12 hours and I find it so much fun I spend most weekends and evenings doing it.

It does get exciting when something does break though, cause then I can ring someone else to fix it.

20-08-10, 11:53 AM	#21
Bri w Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Turre, Almeria Posts: 668	Re: Who has the most boring job? My job involves travelling the world under an assumed name. I get to spend government money in casino's, and sleep with beautiful women. The tools of my trade are scuba tanks, parachutes and a Walther ppk. My company car is an Aston Martin DB9. I get to kill people I don't like - unfortunately the ex-wife won't stand still long enough. wakes up, stretches and logs back onto the company server __________________ *"It's not the years in your life, it's the life in your years."* Currently - Fighting the urge... seen a nice Triumph America Previously - Honda CB125, Honda CB400-4 & BSA B40, Moto Guzzi 850, Yamaha RD250, Suzuki GT380, Kawasaki Z1B, Kawasaki Z650, Honda VFR, Triumph Street Triple R.

20-08-10, 12:04 PM	#23
Biker Biggles Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Barnet Herts Posts: 5,071	Re: Who has the most boring job? Mine is a secret.Even I dont know what I do or why. __________________ On a clear day we stand there and look further than the ordinary eye can see.

20-08-10, 12:17 PM	#24
andrewsmith Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, Just south of salad dodging country Posts: 7,750	Re: Who has the most boring job? student doing Phycology __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012. Always missed squire!!! Every year we meet old friends, gain some new ones, lose old ones and you always remember them all. “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” Mahatma Gandhi

20-08-10, 12:59 PM	#26
Spiderman Where the hell am I? Mega Poster Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Swingin' thru the urban jungle Posts: 7,451	Re: Who has the most boring job? i sell overpriced tat to over rich people. Its fun sometimes spending other peoples money for them but rich people can be a real pain in the butt too. __________________ . "Computers are great! Not for communicating tho. They have one fundamental flaw ... they don't have eyebrows." AlpineCarStereo: you win ....... eeerrr ..... ummm ..... my undying support of you, the greatest Mod this forum has ever known. My Leige. davepreston: i bow to your modding godliness. vixis: He's this really cute Persian tea-boy, Im so not giving you his number :P

20-08-10, 01:17 PM	#27
davepreston Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Who has the most boring job? i stand on a gate for 12hrs a day looks a bits of plastic with a photo on , then raise a barrier , then close it i dare anyone to beat that

20-08-10, 01:29 PM	#29
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