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25-01-12, 08:40 AM
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Gem, you need to prestonise what happened. i.e “ As I came tearing down the road at 120mph avoiding all thelesser mortals in their cars and showing off my supreme riding skills to them Iswung the back end out to get it into the usual parking space. I was beingcareful with my speed being no more than 119.5 mph I controlled the slide withmy superior skills until unfortunately I out rode the bikes chassis and itbegan to crumble under me. I realised this and tried to hop off but as I dismounted(via backflip) I forgot to turn it off and when I let go of the clutch it raninto some monkey who hadn’t anticipated what I was doing and parked their carthere. So it wasn’t really my fault as the bikes just not as capable as I am. “ Only messing lass  just glad your ok!! Hope hes giving youplenty of hot baths, wine and back rubs to make you better. |
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25-01-12, 10:15 AM
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Gemma
It is not really your fault. You have simply slept with the wrong sort and caught crashing from him. You need to get it sorted out now before it develops to the next stage :- falling off. You wouldn't be aware of the nasty little germ he has given you. It lies dormant and suddenly becomes active right at that moment when under normal circumstances everything was under control and for some unexplained reason you go Preston.
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25-01-12, 11:30 AM
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lol "go preston"
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25-01-12, 12:51 PM
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Unlucky Gem, at least your OK.
Why have you dropped it off with someone else? Surely Dave can fix it...we all know how good he is with bikes. Ste
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04-02-12, 10:22 AM
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How goes the aches and pains Mrs G? Trike on the mend yet.
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04-02-12, 10:33 AM
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06-02-12, 03:28 PM
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Come on Badge, you know I missed the
to see if someone would bite.
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