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Old 30-03-12, 09:18 AM   #21
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Negative: Boys Enjoy going out with their mates
I suppose having an active social life is quite a major personal flaw these days. Obviously if a fella is out with his mates then the woman has lost control of his actions & words so he might say something she doesn't want to hear him say or he might hang around with friends she disapproves of.

It's all part of the process though, he'll end up hating her and leaving so balance will be restored
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Old 30-03-12, 09:21 AM   #22
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Women are from venus and men are from mars.

Venus: Surface temperature of 460 degrees C and rains sulphuric acid.
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I suppose having an active social life is quite a major personal flaw these days. Obviously if a fella is out with his mates then the woman has lost control of his actions & words so he might say something she doesn't want to hear him say or he might hang around with friends she disapproves of.

It's all part of the process though, he'll end up hating her and leaving so balance will be restored


Ha ha...they're mad mo fo's, that's for sure.

But then again, when you take out all of the mood swings, attention seeking, stupid conversations about hair/nails/shoes/bags, complete lack of logical thought and propensity to spend obscene amounts of money on 'tat'...there's something quite endearing about them.....
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Old 30-03-12, 09:35 AM   #23
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there's something quite endearing about them.....
It's endearing for a little while. Then you just start to wonder how on earth they would survive if you weren't around to do simple tasks like sort out the council tax or find the phone number for a garage and book their car in for an MOT.
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Old 30-03-12, 09:38 AM   #24
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Men.....know your place

The woman always has the final word


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Old 30-03-12, 10:05 AM   #25
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It's endearing for a little while. Then you just start to wonder how on earth they would survive if you weren't around to do simple tasks like sort out the council tax or find the phone number for a garage and book their car in for an MOT.
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That is all. =D

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Old 30-03-12, 10:13 AM   #27
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That is all. =D
Lol! I like that!

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Girls do have the last word but it doesn't mean it is a sane one )

Women are generally mad. Whether they were mad before entering a relationship is another matter.
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It's endearing for a little while. Then you just start to wonder how on earth they would survive if you weren't around to do simple tasks like sort out the council tax or find the phone number for a garage and book their car in for an MOT.
hmmmm.......I sometimes wonder myself. After all, I do the simple tasks like pay the bills, sort phone numbers, and book cars or bikes for MOTs. The world would be a terrible place without me to keep Peg in socks and underpants and show him where they belong!

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