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Old 16-03-14, 08:07 PM   #21
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the new one gravity, **** me its bad


any eddie murphy movie


any channing (potato) tatum movie
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Old 16-03-14, 09:22 PM   #22
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Anything.....and I mean ANYTHING with hugh grant in it. Oh my god. If an alien race were to discover his films, that would be reason enough for us all to be killed!!!!!
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Old 16-03-14, 09:39 PM   #23
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Anything.....and I mean ANYTHING with hugh grant in it. Oh my god. If an alien race were to discover his films, that would be reason enough for us all to be killed!!!!!
Oh come on. Lair of the White Worm? How can you not like that!?
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Old 16-03-14, 09:45 PM   #24
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Any of the "lord of the rings" films. Absolutly diabolical. The most drawn out crap ive ever had the misspleasure of watching.
Three films about a couple of blokes walking to a volcano to drop a ring in it... I have more exciting dumps. When they started work on the Hobbit I stayed well away. I have no interest what so ever in any of these Dungeons and Dragons nerdgasms. I tried to read the books many moons ago and after about two or three chapters I though that it was a real dirge of a read and got rid of it.

The same can be said for Gormangast, that was a crock of poo and they tried to make a mini series out of it.

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Torque. Bike film from a few years ago that attempted to cash in on the popularity of fast & the furious etc.

Awful, just awful. I mean, ice cube? On a Superbike? Do me a favour!
That was a shockingly bad film.



I found this one in a bargain bucket in a supermarket and thought that for three pounds I could not lose out...

I have never felt so cheated of three pounds in all of my life. That was 90 minutes of acting that makes kindergarten productions of Hamlet look professional! A story so badly told that it made me wish for Hindi dancers and big moustached Indians singing the worst of Bollywood!
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Old 16-03-14, 09:51 PM   #25
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Waterworld, a film so bad that I fell asleep both times I tried to watch it. Lord of the Rings, take some ok books and make them into the most boring thing ever, I got into trouble at the cinema for suggesting that Sean Bean should just on with it and die, the longest most drawn out boring death scene ever.
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Old 17-03-14, 12:53 AM   #26
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Worst film ever, Pearl Harbor.

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Old 17-03-14, 07:05 AM   #27
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I think slow the death of achillies in Troy must be close, It is 2m 30s of slowness death action.
For those who really want it to be over here it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0g8uTZmKM4

And the film wasnt horrible it wasnt great either!
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Old 17-03-14, 07:15 AM   #28
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I thought troy was a decent film tbh
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Old 17-03-14, 10:02 AM   #29
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Waterworld, a film so bad that I fell asleep both times I tried to watch it. Lord of the Rings, take some ok books and make them into the most boring thing ever, I got into trouble at the cinema for suggesting that Sean Bean should just on with it and die, the longest most drawn out boring death scene ever.
I got booo'd out of the cinema. I held out as long as I could. Thought id made it to the end of the first lotr.....but it kept on going. I stod up...not intentionally but said quite loud "what a crock of s#/¿" and left.
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there are no bad films only people personal perspective.
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