Ouch! (Was "Clarkson you sonuvabitch!") - Page 3 - SV650.org

15-11-04, 03:56 PM

Just sometime's it's good to be female. :P

15-11-04, 11:03 PM

Ahh yes but he also conceded that these new forward facing speed camera's made biking have an advantage over cars, in the getting caught by cameras sense anyway.

Its always good to see him try and squirm out of a situation that has backfired on him.

15-11-04, 11:08 PM

I T-boned a BMW many years ago, she just didn't see me and pulled out....
The paramedics took one look at the crushed fuel tank of my XJ650 and cut my jeans off. No damge done TFC but I was in severe feckin' agony when my girlfriend did 'cowgirl' the week after.......

15-11-04, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by burner

my girlfriend did 'cowgirl' the week after.......

I may be a little naive, but I have no idea what that is, and I don't think I want to know.
On the plus side, you've saved some time for the misquoters.

15-11-04, 11:27 PM

She was sitting on me knob and bouncing up and down. She saved me the indignity of saying 'giddy up' however...

16-11-04, 11:59 AM

Clarksons sort of got a point, we bike and we know that if we crash something is likely to be messed up. It's the risk we choose to live. I buy all of Clarksons jeans. He's a legend in his own mind.

I also think this is another reason for having a smooth SV instead of the nasty pointy. When I come off I want my testicles to glide over the tank... for them to be splattered over a car windscreen.

16-11-04, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andrewcharnley

When I come off I want my testicles to glide over the tank... for them to be splattered over a car windscreen.

Then Ewan McGregor and Charlie Boorman will be along to boil 'em up in a stew

Did you see that on the Long Way Round last week?

16-11-04, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jabba-the-Hutt

Then Ewan McGregor and Charlie Boorman will be along to boil 'em up in a stew

Did you see that on the Long Way Round last week?

The worrying thing was McGregor actually thought they were OK. Boorman struggled though. That was funny. Trying to not offend his hosts.

16-11-04, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scoobs

The worrying thing was McGregor actually thought they were OK

Yeah - he ate so many of 'em that he bust the frame on the bike in last night's episode. What a bloater

16-11-04, 03:33 PM

Been there seen it done it..........

It took 10 weeks for my bits to return to normal size after this impact with an SV tank.

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15-11-04, 03:56 PM	#21
karen Guest Posts: n/a	Just sometime's it's good to be female. :P

15-11-04, 11:03 PM	#22
Jp Guest Posts: n/a	Ahh yes but he also conceded that these new forward facing speed camera's made biking have an advantage over cars, in the getting caught by cameras sense anyway. Its always good to see him try and squirm out of a situation that has backfired on him.

15-11-04, 11:08 PM	#23
BURNER Guest Posts: n/a	I T-boned a BMW many years ago, she just didn't see me and pulled out.... The paramedics took one look at the crushed fuel tank of my XJ650 and cut my jeans off. No damge done TFC but I was in severe feckin' agony when my girlfriend did 'cowgirl' the week after.......

15-11-04, 11:27 PM	#25
BURNER Guest Posts: n/a	She was sitting on me knob and bouncing up and down. She saved me the indignity of saying 'giddy up' however...

16-11-04, 11:59 AM	#26
snoopy Guest Posts: n/a	Clarksons sort of got a point, we bike and we know that if we crash something is likely to be messed up. It's the risk we choose to live. I buy all of Clarksons jeans. He's a legend in his own mind. I also think this is another reason for having a smooth SV instead of the nasty pointy. When I come off I want my testicles to glide over the tank... for them to be splattered over a car windscreen.

16-11-04, 03:33 PM	#30
Rob S (Yella) Guest Posts: n/a	Been there seen it done it.......... It took 10 weeks for my bits to return to normal size after this impact with an SV tank.