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Old 30-03-06, 07:56 AM   #21
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Years in prison: 22 Potential fine: £2000

I won't be eating those mince pies on Christmas day anymore!
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Old 30-03-06, 07:58 AM   #22
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Scoundrel

Years in prison: 47 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

I am a reformed character now and I am dead sorry for them bad things what I done your honour
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Old 30-03-06, 08:01 AM   #23
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How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 118 Potential fine: £9500




Btw:-

Peter Henry wrote:

BTW...Would old GYKD call them that or would he have a different name for the traditional pastries?

I'm sure he will be along to enlighten me soon!



Im here Peter. Im not quite sure what you're asking me to say here...
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Old 30-03-06, 08:04 AM   #24
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Joe...Just me being very cheeky mate! I was wondering if "mince pies" might be known by another name in certain circles? :P
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Old 30-03-06, 08:05 AM   #25
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It wouldn't tell me just said "You're gonna Hang Mofo"

Years in prison: 87 Potential fine: £7000 I dont think they realise the scale of Oral sex with naked manikins and masterbating while downloading commercial music.

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Old 30-03-06, 08:06 AM   #26
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Joe...Just me being very cheeky mate! I was wondering if "mince pies" might be known by another name in certain circles? :P
Ohhh theres all sorts of names my old cocokabana... but alas, this being a U rated site.. im bound by the laws of Greg.. so you'll have to stick to your imagination...
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Old 30-03-06, 08:07 AM   #27
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Originally Posted by getyerkneedown
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How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 118 Potential fine: £9500

So GYKD, just need a fishing rod and a bow 'n' arrow and you'll be off the scale !
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Old 30-03-06, 08:09 AM   #28
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Originally Posted by getyerkneedown
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How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 118 Potential fine: £9500

So GYKD, just need a fishing rod and a bow 'n' arrow and you'll be off the scale !
Erm, something like that. Yeah. I didnt think i was THAT bad...
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Old 30-03-06, 08:10 AM   #29
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How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 118 Potential fine: £9500

:lol
woo hoo somebody more rogue-ish than me!!
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Old 30-03-06, 08:13 AM   #30
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opppssss

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Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

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Years in prison: 70.5 Potential fine: £2000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!



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