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Old 16-04-06, 04:05 PM   #21
keithd
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my sister is in the process of giving her dog to the police force as she doesn't have the time to devote to it, and her dog is a very tempermental creature to say the least. she told me

"they'll be able to look after her 24 hours of the day, give her all the love and attention she needs. its great cos they'll use her as a dog...."

which is handy, cos she'd make a crap settee

ps for the daft, she meant to say she'll be used as a police dog
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Old 16-04-06, 07:12 PM   #22
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A few years ago when workng not too far from a few farms during muckspreading. A lass wanders into the office lets out a heavy sigh and says:

"Does is really stink in here or is it just me"
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Old 16-04-06, 07:30 PM   #23
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Once I was watching tv with my sister. She was 13 or 14 at the time, and I was 15/16. On the program, some girl was knocked down by a car. The force of her being hit flung the girl into a ditch on the side of the road and there she lay, motionless. The car driver stopped, got out, and started to look for this person he had knocked down. I don't know how we got onto it, but my sister said something to the effect of, "That's a hit and run accident." I says, "how is it?? Sure the driver stopped, got out, and looked for the girl!?!" The driver is now running around frantically looking for this person he knocked down, but can't see her. My sister says, "see, he can't find her. She got knocked down, then she ran away!"
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