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Old 26-05-06, 02:58 PM   #21
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Mine was a cadbury cream egg moment...

I was in the middle of err... um... You know!....

When my brother walks in!!!
Hold on ...what?

Emm. Where was... and... emmm, No. Ok. Stop.

Move along folks. Nothing to see here.


Exactly!!!

I think i speak for everyone here, well, Scoobs and KiethD, this post aint nothing without pictures!
Pictures?!?!

Um......!!

Sorry but this was before mobile phones and digital cameras....

but hang on....

Here you go....





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Old 26-05-06, 03:03 PM   #22
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I quite fancy having a Cabury's Cream Egg now.
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Old 26-05-06, 03:37 PM   #23
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Having to go to hospital to have my meat andtwo veg removed from my jeans after I did the zip up at bit fast.
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Old 26-05-06, 08:13 PM   #24
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MET GEORGE BEST ...

AND COULDNT REMEMBER HIS NAME !

I was so in awe of him





top of the stairs at Crewe station .. !!!!
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Old 26-05-06, 08:19 PM   #25
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I forgot my wife's surname when we were getting married when it came to the 'I take...' bit - she'd been married before and I was nervous and couldn't remember if they'd used her maiden or married name. The registrar asked if we had met before
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Old 26-05-06, 09:47 PM   #26
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answering the call of nature whilst out fishing in a match. dissappeared in a bit of woodland then realised i only had three sheets of paper in my pocket. shouted to me dad who was also fishing. he threw me a packet of rizlas! good old dock leaves
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Old 26-05-06, 11:02 PM   #27
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back in my youth, I was making out with an old GF in my first car (Ford Capri) when there was a "knock knock knock" on the steamed up window, I wound it down and There Stood a Policeman, Before I could say anything, my GF (now Ex) Said "Hi Dad"
well that was it, I Had to sell my car as Kept getting stopped at least 2-3 times a day, thats when I bought a bike, and thats another story.
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Old 27-05-06, 12:44 AM   #28
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went up to the cash desk in a busy shop one day, the lady at the till pronounces the price of the sweets etc that I was paying for (had 2 of the nippers with me)

was somethin like 3 quid and as I had a load of change in me pocket from the pub the previous night, I proceeded to rummage around in me pocket, gathering up all the change from the bottom

as I brought the change out within my clenched fist, I felt a little "nip" from the scroatt area but proceeded to bring me hand out of the pocket, open the clenched fist and put all the contents of me hand in the middle of the counter (loads of people standing behind me now)

as the women was counting the change, there it was, in the middle of all the 10 & 5 pence's, a little "short & curly" pube, the wee thing was almost bouncing about on the counter

the "nip" I felt was it being caught up in amongst the change, plucked and drawn clean through the lining of me pocket

the look on her face was a picture, as was a guy behind me who nearly shat himself laughin

sweet jeeezuz, was I embarrassed that day
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Old 27-05-06, 11:56 PM   #29
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I was at work one morning and in the loo about to go for a slash when I realised that not only had a put on my boxers inside out but also the wrong way round so I could not get me chappie out. Without really thinking about it (it was very early in the a.m.) I hiked down my trousers and whipped off my boxers when in walks Henri, a rather large black guy from the accounting department. There I was stood holding my trousers in one hand and boxers in the other and **** swinging in the wind (not literlally of course)...............I just looked him plainly in the eye and said "Whatever I say now will not make any difference will it?".

To which he just laughed and said........."I will never understand the white man".

To his credit he never said a word to anybody. Not that I know of at least.
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