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Old 15-06-06, 08:44 PM   #21
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"Hell's fire if only I had squeezed that zit when I first saw it! Elephant Man.

"Ha I could ride this bike down these lanes with my eyes shut." Lawrence of Arabia.

"You wouldn't dare!" Julius Caeser.

"Oh look,there's a golf course." Graham Hill.

"An ice pick? Great idea, break a couple of pieces off for my vodka will you? Leon Trotsky.

"That was a salt tablet, right?" Adolf Hitler.

"hee,heee,hee those dumb American f+ckwits will never think of looking in here." Sadam Husein.
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Old 15-06-06, 09:14 PM   #22
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"sorry dear...the machine in the toilets doesnt have any more condoms left but you're still on the pill aren't you" - .................(insert name)
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Old 15-06-06, 09:17 PM   #23
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"What a view, from here it seems like I could reach out and touch the waves."Phuket holiday maker.

"Wouldn't it be great if we didn't have to trudge all the way up the valley to fetch a bit of coal?" Aberffan resident.

"You carry on with what your doing lass,this copper won't bother us." Peter Sutcliffe.
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Old 15-06-06, 09:27 PM   #24
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"You sure this plane's safe?"

Buddy Holly.
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Old 15-06-06, 09:29 PM   #25
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pete - u need to work more...!!!









"these bloody papparazzi will kill someone one day " .... Diana

" So I told the accountant he can look at whatever he wants I arent bovvered".. Nick leeson


" whoooo this car will be the death of me" james Dean


" I amj ust of for a small ride babe" >>>>> me tomoz at 3pm. on way to the north meets south .. and not back til Monday ...( she knows she knows )




" snot far is it 26 milometres/?"- jade goody
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Old 15-06-06, 09:30 PM   #26
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"I do not have to forgive my enemies. I have had them all shot."

General Ramon.

"I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used."
Dominique Bouhours,

"And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first--an attempted suicide."
Chris Hubbock,

"Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here."
Nostradamus
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Old 15-06-06, 09:31 PM   #27
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" yea a nice tattoo of a butterfly on me ass please--- whatever you do I dont want a dragon ! ......... anon
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Old 15-06-06, 09:32 PM   #28
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"Right next lap I'm gonna floor it." Ayrton Senna.
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Old 15-06-06, 09:32 PM   #29
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"Ok... lets give it some beans and se if this thing can really take off "......



Donald Campbell
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Old 15-06-06, 09:37 PM   #30
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"There's no way Joe is sharing my sleeping bag!" Quiff.

"I know, I'll buy a BBQ and cook dinner. I'll show her...useless? Tut!" Ed.

"It would be impossible for any airliner to hit the Twin Tower Buildings. NYPA Official.

"My boy Rossi will p+ss it, just like he did last year." Supervox.

"I'm getting dead good at this bike fixing game me." Quiff.

"Who said to jump this distance on a bike was impossible.....whoa...whooooaaaa." Evel Knievel.
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