Harleys and Hot Chicks

You may have to tell some other part of his body that instead.....

Originally Posted by valleyboy

You may have to tell some other part of his body that instead.....

Thats what I was referring to

More hole digging...

There I was, a-digging this hole
A hole in the ground, so big and sort of round it was
There was I, digging it deep
It was flat at at the bottom and the sides were steep
When along, comes this bloke in a bowler which he lifted and scratched his head
Well we looked down the hole, poor demented soul and he said

Do you mind if I make a suggestion?

Don't dig there, dig it elsewhere
Your digging it round and it ought to be square
The shape of it's wrong, it's much much too long
And you can't put hole wher a hole don't belong

I ask, what a liberty eh
Nearly bashed him right in the bowler

Well there was I, stood in me hole
Shovelling earth for all I was worth
There was him, standing up there
So grand and official with his nose in the air
So I gave him a look sort of sideways and I leaned on my shvel and sighed

Well I lit me a fag and having took a drag I replied

I just couldnít bear, to dig it elsewhere
I'm digging it round co's I donít want it square
And if you disagree it don't bother me
Thatís the place where the holes gonna be

Well there we were, disscussing this hole
A hole in the groud so big and sort of round
Well it's not there now, the groundrs all flat
And beneath it is the bloke in the bowler hat

And that's that

CoolGirl – doh (just remembered who you are now) I have done it again haven’t I … indeed a hole being dug, thanks for pointing that out Grinch!!

need2ride – Its not my fault I have red blood flowing through my veins

This is all just a bit of fun anyway … this line of talk always gets me giggling like a schoolboy!!

People have still failed to explain what the chicks see in HD (riders and bikes) mind.

[Spiderman]

Originally Posted by Mariner

Is this the sort of thing you are after?

Isnt that the sort of thing we're all after. She can come ride me, or my bike, anytime.

And as someone else said... the truly hot chicks are riding their own bikes in my experience. Just look at some of our Soho lovelies.

Originally Posted by Blue_SV650S

People have still failed to explain what the chicks see in HD (riders and bikes) mind.

As I pointed out.. its the hairy faces...

Originally Posted by CoolGirl

Anyway, real biker chicks (as opposed to vacuous models with implants) are busy hanging out with bikers with proper bikes. Or riding their own.

Or riding someone else's*

You can "grace my rear" anytime, despite your not being vacuous or implanted.




*thinking "bike" and "AR06" before anyone comments inappropriately

Originally Posted by Jabba

Or riding someone else's*

shhh! we were told not to speak of that again!

Originally Posted by CoolGirl

shhh! we were told not to speak of that again!

Sorry, Miss

Ah the chicks and the Harley guys hey? Well the secret is that the girls are utilising a built in survival instinct. The female ensures her own future by coseying up to the biggest oaf she can. A prize bushy beard is essential for this natural theory to work of course.

The ladies are aware that in hard times there would be enough food supplies captured within her partners beard to keep her fed for some time.