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Old 16-11-06, 09:56 PM   #21
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i know i ride like a girl.........whats your excuse

...that one.... you want one for yourself???
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Old 16-11-06, 09:59 PM   #22
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i know i ride like a girl.........whats your excuse

...that one.... you want one for yourself???
well, it would go with the PINK leathers
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Old 16-11-06, 11:24 PM   #23
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How's about..........................................





















............."the best roads have curves in all the right places................just like me"

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....oh and "yes"- I'd have one (for the good lady biker in my life)
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Old 16-11-06, 11:53 PM   #24
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If you can read this then I've unzipped my Leathers,
Now talk to my Face and not the cleavage
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Old 17-11-06, 12:18 AM   #25
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It's gotta be:
  • [list:f3e492d681] "I only do it with twins"
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Old 17-11-06, 12:36 AM   #26
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Old 17-11-06, 01:36 AM   #27
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Call me picky but is there one there that you might choose that a: doesn't pass all women off as hormonally imbalanced or b: generally sh*te compared to men?

I know I'm probably going to come across here as being exceptionally feminist but come on... Personally I'm sick of all that sh*t. Independantphoto's the only one who's come up with something purely positive in the female sense.
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Old 17-11-06, 03:13 AM   #28
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Alright...then I'll settle for picky .
Common now, I'm more inclined to say different to men than than ****e compared to men. Also nothing wrong with a bit of hormone inbalance in my book(Yes, I'm very understanding). Can make things very interesting

I don't really think being a feminist really comes into it myself. I'd say just Ping being Ping(nothing wrong with that mind). How do you define a feminist? I bet a group of women couldn't come up with the same definition without the handbags being drawn.
Not trying to bust your b*lls or anything. Anyways I couldn't even if I wanted.

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"Without A Woman Like Me With Curves In The Right Places , You're Missing Out On The Ride Of Your Life"


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Old 17-11-06, 03:34 AM   #29
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Alright...then I'll settle for picky .
Common now, I'm more inclined to say different to men than than sh*te compared to men. Also nothing wrong with a bit of hormone inbalance in my book(Yes, I'm very understanding). Can make things very interesting

I don't really think being a feminist really comes into it myself. I'd say just Ping being Ping(nothing wrong with that mind). How do you define a feminist? I bet a group of women couldn't come up with the same definition without the handbags being drawn.
Not trying to bust your b*lls or anything. Anyways I couldn't even if I wanted.

Here's mine. Hope it is PINFAT* approved .
"Without A Woman Like Me With Curves In The Right Places , You're Missing Out On The Ride Of Your Life"


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Ok,
'I ride like a girl what's your excuse?' In general, people need an excuse if they're caught doing something wrong. You can draw your own conclusions from there and don't give me that 'but women are great' b*ll*x. I've heard too much contrary crap about women's spacial awareness/physical reactions from blokes to believe it.

Hormonal imbalance... it's ALWAYS a bloke's first comment/assumption if a woman's p*ssed off about something. 'Ah, must be that time of the month.' So, obviously it's just hormonal, nothing serious. Just shrug it off in front of her and everyone around and everything'll be fine. She doesn't really mean what she's saying. LIKE F*CK!!! It's insulting. Some women have pmt some don't, but assuming it's the reason for every snit in every woman no matter what the time of the month.... I could quite happily punch every bloke in the face for coming to that conclusion and I'm not that far off with every woman who promotes it as a valid reason for unreasonable behaviour for all women. I don't need to be labeled with that crap.

Feminists would take offense at the automatic assumption by a man that they actually HAD handbags. :P As for the acronyms I really can't be arsed. :P I'm sad to say all the above conclusions have been drawn through repeated personal experience.

Anything else?

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Old 17-11-06, 04:33 AM   #30
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Alright...then I'll settle for picky .
Common now, I'm more inclined to say different to men than than sh*te compared to men. Also nothing wrong with a bit of hormone inbalance in my book(Yes, I'm very understanding). Can make things very interesting

I don't really think being a feminist really comes into it myself. I'd say just Ping being Ping(nothing wrong with that mind). How do you define a feminist? I bet a group of women couldn't come up with the same definition without the handbags being drawn.
Not trying to bust your b*lls or anything. Anyways I couldn't even if I wanted.

Here's mine. Hope it is PINFAT* approved .
"Without A Woman Like Me With Curves In The Right Places , You're Missing Out On The Ride Of Your Life"


Cheers
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* BASAT , PINFAT. Geddit? No?
Well then....... answers on a postcard. First correct answer gets a prize.
Ok,
'I ride like a girl what's your excuse?' In general, people need an excuse if they're caught doing something wrong. You can draw your own conclusions from there and don't give me that 'but women are great' b*ll*x. I've heard too much contrary crap about women's spacial awareness/physical reactions from blokes to believe it.

Hormonal imbalance... it's ALWAYS a bloke's first comment/assumption if a woman's p*ssed off about something. 'Ah, must be that time of the month.' So, obviously it's just hormonal, nothing serious. Just shrug it off in front of her and everyone around and everything'll be fine. She doesn't really mean what she's saying. LIKE F*CK!!! It's insulting. Some women have pmt some don't, but assuming it's the reason for every snit in every woman no matter what the time of the month.... I could quite happily punch every bloke in the face for coming to that conclusion and I'm not that far off with every woman who promotes it as a valid reason for unreasonable behaviour for all women. I don't need to be labeled with that crap.

Feminists would take offense at the automatic assumption by a man that they actually HAD handbags. :P As for the acronyms I really can't be arsed. :P I'm sad to say all the above conclusions have been drawn through repeated personal experience.

Anything else?

:P

'In general people need an excuse if they have done something wrong' you say. Exactly, so not always the case see. Maybe 'what's your reason would be better'? Hmm...maybe not I guess. My conclusion would be that the female was just teasing like. You know like making some silly bloke who A$$ she has just whupped feel even worse.(I bet that's were you say bollix)

..but Ping you are making pretty heavy generalisation with regards to men. Heck like I said I'm so understanding that anymore I'll be a human punch bag . Any bloke that you want to punch for saying that hormonal crap, I'll be happy to hold dopwn whilst you go to work. It's obviously not so...true but doesn't mean you can't have a laugh at the expense (of course) of said silly men.

Now, have to disagree with the handbag issue. Never met a lady(ahem) who didn't have one of some sort. I thought you would say that about the acronym anyways but still, I'll tell you.

Regards howwhy you have come to your conclusions.... ..and No I ain't wanting nuffink



Finally I have to say, you have some serious VIGOR :P and some men could even do with a dose or two of that


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