Why are women such lazy cows?

Originally Posted by Baph

If my thinking is right, I don't think "fairy" would be an appropriate description, do you?

Wizard then? :P

Originally Posted by Filipe M.

Wizard then? :P

You obviously know timwilky's milk man FAR too well, but hey, that's your choice, I don't hate you for it.

Originally Posted by Baph

You obviously know timwilky's milk man FAR too well, but hey, that's your choice, I don't hate you for it.

You're blowing my cover!

Originally Posted by Tomcat

so would he be the milk fairy?

You are correct. Although (thanks to the new dairycrest anti bullying and discrimination policies) we do now have to define them as:
skimmed milk fairy
semi-skimmed milk fairy,
full fat milk fairt,
goat's milk fairy,
alpro soya non-dairy milk fairy,
chocolate milk fairy,
strawberry milk fairy
and banana milk fairy.

Thank you for your co-operation.

[timwilky]

Originally Posted by Baph

Timwilky, the only question I have for your situation, is how often does the milkman visit your house?

Sounds to me, like he's visiting a few times without actually depositing anything you would want to drink. :P

Milkman. You think me extravagant and the type to buy in milk. My god man I send the daughter out every morning to work at the farm and instead of pay she brings home two pails of milk and a dozen eggs. The excess she may sell to pay towards her board and lodging.

How about I just delete this thread for being pathetic?

I really want to... I SO really want to.

Edit: Come on punk, make my day...

Originally Posted by Ping

How about I just delete this thread for being pathetic?

I really want to... I SO really want to.

Edit: Come on punk, make my day...

but you know its tongue in cheek tho pingy, thats why you've not done so.

it is innit?

Originally Posted by keithd

but you know its tongue in cheek ?

Totally. But, um, please don't tell Mrs Tiger I was here...

I like milk wizard.... conjures up a nice picture in my lazy fat as* head, being as I got nowt else to do, what with all these wonderful kitchen appliances

Originally Posted by keithd

but you know its tongue in cheek tho pingy, thats why you've not done so.

it is innit?

Either that or I'm getting soft...