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22-12-06, 02:21 AM

Sledges are quality...

When i was on holiday snowboarding in Andorra we bought some during the day and when we got in at night we went all the way up[ the slope and sledged down is was awesome!

I split mine (and my back) landing off a jump we made though...

22-12-06, 08:30 AM

YOU'RE ALL WUSSES

One piece, oil skin fishing suit....big hill.....run , jump ... and most of all scream

Some slopes near us are easily 1-in-1 angle and you could get some great speed up, i'd not advise the Klinsmann unless you want a face full of snow though

22-12-06, 10:42 AM

Used to just use a cardboard box, collapse it down, job done. Even got a new one every year.

22-12-06, 10:44 AM

i particularly liked it when shane warne came into bat against new zealand. chris cairns (NZ Bowler) asks warney why he's so fat. his reply was "cos every time i **** your wife she gives me a biscuit"

not that type of sledging?

22-12-06, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by keithd

i particularly liked it when shane warne came into bat against new zealand. chris cairns (NZ Bowler) asks warney why he's so fat. his reply was "cos every time i f*ck your wife she gives me a biscuit"

not that type of sledging?

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Oh man.
And you know he probably that as well. The wind ups that go on at the Aussie crease are legend.
Go on the Warney.

22-12-06, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by philipMac

Quote:

Originally Posted by keithd

i particularly liked it when shane warne came into bat against new zealand. chris cairns (NZ Bowler) asks warney why he's so fat. his reply was "cos every time i f*ck your wife she gives me a biscuit"

not that type of sledging?

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Oh man.
And you know he probably that as well. The wind ups that go on at the Aussie crease are legend.
Go on the Warney.

Apparently, on the crease in 1989 Rodney Marsh asked Botham "How's your wife and my kids?". Class, but the Warne biscuit jibe was brilliant! :P

22-12-06, 08:39 PM

More quality sledging...
Sri Lankan skipper Arjuna Ranatunga called for a runner during a one-day international against Australia, to which the Aussie wicketkeeper Ian Healey replied: ‘You don’t get a runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat c#nt.’

23-12-06, 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by chazzyb

Apparently, on the crease in 1989 Rodney Marsh asked Botham "How's your wife and my kids?". Class, but the Warne biscuit jibe was brilliant! :P

I can't remember the exact reply but didn't botham said something like "My wife is fine and your kids are retarded"

Also i like the one with James Ormond and Mark Waugh

Waugh - "what are you doing out here? There's no way you're good enough to play for England.

Ormond - "Maybe not, but at least I'm the best player in my family"

have we taken this alittle off topic now? :P

23-12-06, 02:16 AM

Steve was a bit stylish on the bat alright. Proper blood and guts Aussie.
Did you see his last innings against England? Almost the last ball of the career, blasts it off for a boundary, gets a ton, wins the match for the Aussies.
Walks off the pitch and the ground just erupts... standing ovation.
I was almost lost it. Never mind him. The man was iron.

Seriously. If the sh!t was to hit the fan, and the pressure came on bigtime, you could do worse that be stuck with Steve Waugh.

Treacle · 24-12-06, 06:25 PM

The best Sledge that I have had the misfortune to be on was ah old beetle bonnet. Just add alcohol a few friends (with ores ) and you get an absolute ****ing laugh. Happy days

24-12-06, 06:25 PM	#30
Treacle Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Shabby Wood Posts: 990	The best Sledge that I have had the misfortune to be on was ah old beetle bonnet. Just add alcohol a few friends (with ores ) and you get an absolute ****ing laugh. Happy days __________________ "If Carlsberg made ginger bloke's............................. "

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22-12-06, 02:21 AM	#21
MidgetMoose Guest Posts: n/a	Sledges are quality... When i was on holiday snowboarding in Andorra we bought some during the day and when we got in at night we went all the way up[ the slope and sledged down is was awesome! I split mine (and my back) landing off a jump we made though...

22-12-06, 08:30 AM	#22
Stormspiel Guest Posts: n/a	YOU'RE ALL WUSSES One piece, oil skin fishing suit....big hill.....run , jump ... and most of all scream Some slopes near us are easily 1-in-1 angle and you could get some great speed up, i'd not advise the Klinsmann unless you want a face full of snow though

22-12-06, 10:42 AM	#23
Stig Guest Posts: n/a	Used to just use a cardboard box, collapse it down, job done. Even got a new one every year.

22-12-06, 10:44 AM	#24
keithd Guest Posts: n/a	i particularly liked it when shane warne came into bat against new zealand. chris cairns (NZ Bowler) asks warney why he's so fat. his reply was "cos every time i **** your wife she gives me a biscuit" not that type of sledging?

22-12-06, 08:39 PM	#27
philipMac Guest Posts: n/a	More quality sledging... Sri Lankan skipper Arjuna Ranatunga called for a runner during a one-day international against Australia, to which the Aussie wicketkeeper Ian Healey replied: ‘You don’t get a runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat c#nt.’

23-12-06, 02:16 AM	#29
philipMac Guest Posts: n/a	Steve was a bit stylish on the bat alright. Proper blood and guts Aussie. Did you see his last innings against England? Almost the last ball of the career, blasts it off for a boundary, gets a ton, wins the match for the Aussies. Walks off the pitch and the ground just erupts... standing ovation. I was almost lost it. Never mind him. The man was iron. Seriously. If the sh!t was to hit the fan, and the pressure came on bigtime, you could do worse that be stuck with Steve Waugh.