ewwww...puberty

Originally Posted by CoolGirl

Fatal flaw with a couple of the suggestions there guys:

He already is on here, and is no stranger to the Soho Massive as you know. He would probably lay claim to part ownership of several SVs on here already.

In that case it maybe worth considering an edit of "ding dong" to "chest"

Spanners, aftershave, and a Gillette razor!

Nothing worse than bum-fluff

Matt

Originally Posted by CoolGirl

The thing that's really bugging me is that he's only TEN. He's still my baby! Little boys' voices don't break whilst they're still at primary school!

Although my voice didn't break till later, I already had hair there by primary school. It's not that unusual these days- kids generally develop a lot quicker because of our diets.[/i]

PMSL! Good luck debs...

Originally Posted by Grinch

Ah... Freemans cataloge, mens underwear section... memories.

go grinch! the closet door is open....

My eldest son (10) is being a complete g*t to his younger brother, incredibly angry, disrespectful and generally not very nice. When we finish arguing, and talk about the core of it all he seems to genuinely not know why (or doesn't want to tell me) and sees the error of his ways ..... for it all to start again tomorrow (joy)

As a family we have issues, that i thought we were dealing with ok, but I have been doubting this recently due to his behaviour ..... maybe it is just puberty come early... actually I would feel better if it was ..... hummmmmm ? Seems so young tho?

Originally Posted by CoolGirl

The boy turns 11 next month. There is already discernible fluff on the upper lip and some underarm follicle activity has been noted.

However, I have been reliably informed today that hair is now sprouting apace from the "ding dong" region (his words not mine )

This is all happening a bit sooner that I was expecting. What am I supposed to do soothing words? start feeding him spanners and aftershave?

And FFS don't tell him I told you or I'll be in trouble!

awwwwwww bless

Just introduce him to wahl's as soon as possible !!

If your going to buy him a Gillette and aftershave----------------please don't forget the antiseptic stick and a big box of sticking plaster[Its hell trying to shave round the teenage spots]

Good grief, what memories,the first "experiments" with a razor,looked like a blood bath


Mac

Originally Posted by Dicky Ticker

If your going to buy him a Gillette and aftershave----------------please don't forget the antiseptic stick and a big box of sticking plaster[Its hell trying to shave round the teenage spots]

Good grief, what memories,the first "experiments" with a razor,looked like a blood bath


Mac

He already has a nice scar from that particular 'trial' episode a while back. And got a good load of stick from various members of the Massive to go with it I had to refit the bathroom to get rid of the bloodstains.

Originally Posted by Ed

When I was 14 my (good Irish Catholic) mother gave me a book on sex, saying 'this will help you with your Biology'. Perhaps I should have accepted it gracefully cos she was utterly shocked when I said 'I could have told you all this yesterday'.

why Ed had u already read the book??