Football: "Chant of the Year"?

He's fat,
He's round,
He bounces on the ground,
Saaaammy Leeeee, Saaaammy Leeeeee

I remember when Avi Cohen played briefly for Rangers. He was welcomed onto the pitch with a rousing rendition of "Shalom, Shalom, we are the Billy Boys..."

I also remember hearing "You're only happy when you're whaling..." being sung during the Scotland-Norway world cup games and a similar "You can stick your streaky bacon up your @rse..." ditty to the squad from Denmark.

This years favourite has to be hearing the Sunderland fans on TV singing:

"Whats that coming over the hill?
It's Michael Chopra.....It's Michael CHOPRA!!!"

etc.

What about the Geordie classics...

"Peter Reid's got a F***in Monkey's heed, a f***in Monkey's heed, a f***in Monkey's heed..."

"The famous Man. United went to Rome to see the Pope,
The famous Man. United went to Rome to see the Pope,
The famous Man. United went to Rome to see the Pope,
and this is what he said,
"F*** OFF",
Who the f*** are Man. United,
Who the f*** are Man. United,
Who the f*** are Man. United,
as the mags go marching on on on."

Originally Posted by Bluewolf

"You can stick your streaky bacon up your @rse..." ditty to the squad from Denmark.

Brilliant

Laurent, Laurent Robert, everybody knows his name.......possibly the worst chant -(cant remember where that originally came from)

[northwind]

Originally Posted by Jamaxx

Chris Robinson, who many believe was responsible for Hearts downfall

It's a long list of suspects isn't it

Hearts have the best football song ever though. It's not a chant, but I give you The Hearts Europe Song: (to the tune of My Way)

And now, the end is near
We've followed Hearts, from Perth to Paisley
We've travelled far, by bus and car
And other times, we've went by railway
We've even been, to Aberdeen
We hate the Hibs, they make us spew up
So make a noise you Gorgie Boys
We're going to Europe

To go and see, HMFC
We'll even dig, the Channel Tunnel
When we're afloat, on some big boat
We'll tie our scarves, around the funnel
We have no cares, for other players
Like Rossi, Boniek or Tardelli
When we're overseas, the Hibs will be
In Portobelly

Originally Posted by Pedro68

He's fat,
He's round,
He bounces on the ground,
Plooooooowsieeeeee

Corrected

Personal fave of mine at the cobblers:

Are you rushden in discuise, are you rushden in discuise na na na nah!

One for the Liverpudlians:

E's big e's red, is feet ang out the beddddd Peter crouch, peter crouch.

[northwind]

Originally Posted by plowsie

Are you rushden in discuise, are you rushden in discuise na na na nah!

Heh, in the France/Scotland game (which incidentally, we won, did I mention that?) the Scotland fans were chanting "Are you Scotland in disguise"

"Bat it to Beckham!" (David Beckham's LA Galaxy debut.)


Edit.. oh yeah...

You've got Di Canio,
We've got your stereos...
(bitta scouse class like.)