So....

[Spiderman]

I dont think i'm even a member of the Soho Massive btu i was made a mod for it, lol.

Yeh the elders are curently gathering to discuss new members and their approval....but a lot of it is based on

1. New applicants must show up to Soho first so we get to see/hear/smell/feel them.

2. Just how good the newbies in question are at remembering the order for a round of coffees..... and paying for them

3. Other secret things that we will inevitably discuss behind your backs with other soho members/other mods/my cat/Jesters dad/any passing soho tramp that may have an opinion/anyone else that we feel like asking including Google.

then if you're really lucky you'll be invited to meet some of the massive in a dark alley and as long as you can go toe to toe with them for 3 rounds you will be eligable to get your Soho Massive patch, badge, eye patch (for stingo and the likes), ID card and goodie bag.*


*ps none of these things actualy exist but if thats the reason you are joining then i'm sure i can get my 7yr old nephew to make something like that for you

Originally Posted by Spiderman

I dont think i'm even a member of the Soho Massive btu i was made a mod for it, lol.

Yeh the elders are curently gathering to discuss new members and their approval....but a lot of it is based on

1. New applicants must show up to Soho first so we get to see/hear/smell/feel them.

2. Just how good the newbies in question are at remembering the order for a round of coffees..... and paying for them

3. Other secret things that we will inevitably discuss behind your backs with other soho members/other mods/my cat/Jesters dad/any passing soho tramp that may have an opinion/anyone else that we feel like asking including Google.

then if you're really lucky you'll be invited to meet some of the massive in a dark alley and as long as you can go toe to toe with them for 3 rounds you will be eligable to get your Soho Massive patch, badge, eye patch (for stingo and the likes), ID card and goodie bag.*


*ps none of these things actualy exist but if thats the reason you are joining then i'm sure i can get my 7yr old nephew to make something like that for you

Ooh Ohh! I want a goodie bag!

[Spiderman]

erm yeh if you really want one.










but you know its only a bag with the word "goodie" written on it right?

In crayon!

[Spiderman]

Nah his crayons are special to him. He only uses them to do Spidey drawings for me

The bag will be a cheapo plastic one from a corner shop somewhere...probably with one handle already snapped and the writing will be in biro....if it dont tear the bag open in the process.

Oh and did i mention that the bag is free????*




*Subject to a one off joining fee of £184.
Followed by just 48 monthly instalments of 48.57p. this dealing is definately better than your current dealing.

Originally Posted by alpinestarhero

....Er...can I be in this gang?

Me too me too! I've already met some of the gang and I didn't get beaten up so I must be ok right?

P.S. Following Mr Bear in was a laugh as he done a very long, slow, two fingered salute to every single speed camera we passed! However, even with him going slow it was hard to keep up. Bloody couriers.

hang on, i did know there was a club thingy i could join, but then i don't really like the idea of spidey and jester consulting entrails on my behalf.
i'll just continue to tag along with no real consultation having taken place.

SPiderman, You mentioned some patches.

I want some patches. Or at least a sticker for my topbox.

I might be able to join you guys one friday evening sometime soon Might get a bit lost though.

BTW topbox is very shy of new people (due to bullying) so That wont be coming along for a little while

Matt

Are you SURE you wanna join the crashingest group on the Org? (Pretty sure we've got the title in the bag this year guys, well done...)

I figured that if i dont increase my speed of filtering and remain a general wobbly wobbler of a rider (bit slow and over cautious)

then I should be ok

But peer pressure, oh peer pressure, how I can succumb to it when the situation is right

Matt