Funniest story this year

[Biker Biggles]

Coke bottles x 2(large one and normal size one)
Bed post (large pine variety)
Fruit and veg--You name it if Covent Garden sells it ----

All the above and lots more seems to have it's appeal to certain pervs.
Must be a tad embarrassing to have to go to hossie to get it all removed.

I bet that old sea dog BB tried a few alternatives when he was bobbing about on the ocean wave,miles and weeks away from female company!

That man caught shagging his goat - who he was ordered to marry became a widower today

Originally Posted by Pedrosa

Well when I grew up in sunny Whiston, there were many farmers fields not too far from the housing. The local farmer who was known to be a bit of an "odd sort" was rushed in to Whiston Hospital, after going way too far when told to park his combine harvester "up the back."

LMAO!!!! hey I used to live in Whiston... I might know that farmer!!!

Originally Posted by Biker Biggles

Coke bottles x 2(large one and normal size one)
Bed post (large pine variety)
Fruit and veg--You name it if Covent Garden sells it ----

All the above and lots more seems to have it's appeal to certain pervs.
Must be a tad embarrassing to have to go to hossie to get it all removed.

Lynx deodorant cans are a particular favourite... somewhere along the line the lid seems to get "lost"

[Stu]

This was in the "Washington Post"...
Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview from the jail.
Lawrence went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice the Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."
Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised, as you'd expect, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?"

[Biker Biggles]

Need a good laxative to blow that out.

As for life on the ocean wave Pedro my lips are sealed.

Originally Posted by Speedy Claire

Lynx deodorant cans are a particular favourite... somewhere along the line the lid seems to get "lost"

Would have thought the old "roll on" type more favourable as the end is rather phallic does one not think?

Erm.... can`t in all honesty say it`s something i`ve actually ever thought about!!!!

Originally Posted by Speedy Claire

Erm.... can`t in all honesty say it`s something i`ve actually ever thought about!!!!

Yeah I know,we believe yer.