60 more posts till im mega

Fizz, how many pages were there last time it was deleted?

deleting the megathread will only take 16 posts from smudge, but on the otherhand it will take mrs24 7 mega poster status away.

no i havent posted much on the mega thread i try and spread em out

Potentially heartbreaking revelations for those aspirants to Mega poster status.







For the men folk.

It will not automatically see all of your future posts received with universal agreement.

Your poor jokes become no funnier.

Your questionable political and sexual views will remain so.

Your dreadful choice of clothes and music will continue.

You will not suddenly become the top of the “A list” for automatic invites to the happening parties.

Female ORG members will not suddenly fall at your feet.

Your manhood will not instantly grow to impressive proportions.

Your bedroom stamina will not see you transformed in to someone that can go “like a young bull in spring time” night after night.

Your 50p cornering technique will not vanish over night and see you knee dragging at every curve.

One handed, stood on the pegs 1 mile long wheelies will not now become part of your riding repertoire.

Breaking wind in a crowded confined space will not see you greeted with outpourings of admiration.

For the Lady folk.

Your mind numbing waffle does not now see you come across as a gifted after dinner speaker.

You will not suddenly receive PM’s from a better class of male member.

Your capacity for eating chocolate will not have other members looking on in wonder.

You will still be an unreasonable cow as time approaches for “the decorators to be in”.

Your motorcycle technical knowledge will not instantly see you made a Mod in Tuning and Tweaking.

Simply because you break wind only “every Preston guild,” will not make the person in your company feel they just smelt a bouquet of roses.

You will still look an idiot in those ridiculous outsized fluffy slippers that you insist on wearing.

Your ass will still look big in that!

oh look 34 to go i wonder if i'll make it by the end of play today

[quote=Pedrosa;1341742]..[quote]

I know I won't make it to mega poster

before the day is out

I'm far too busy today *sigh*

Originally Posted by Pedrosa

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ROFLMAO