Bat Fastard - Page 4 - SV650.org

29-12-07, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by northwind

"... drink what you like and still climb into your 26 inch waist trousers and zip them closed. Then you reach that age -- 24, 25 -- your muscles give up they wave a little white flag and then without any warning at all, you're suddenly a fat b*****d"

Cue large crowd chanting abuse at Blue Fat Beast

This joke has a selective target market

Look, Rimmer, you are not having possession of my body!!!

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Originally Posted by Lou M

Smug stuff
Lou x

Why start a diet just before xmass?!?!!?

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Originally Posted by BigApe

To be fair, I have been very fit for most of my life. Only started to spread out after my accident which stopped me exercising at all. Being 37 then and almost 41 now, I can't complain really.

That has been my trouble too ... I have been carrying a few injuries for a while now and cumulatively they have reduced my exercise quota ... you then kinda think 'feck it, every time I just start getting fit again, I 'urt meseln and therefore can't exercise properly for a while ... and back to square one ..

That said, it is a pretty simple formula ... if energy in > energy used then you put on weight!! ... simple answer, if you exercise less, east less!!! .. that is never the way it works though is it!!

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Originally Posted by kitkat

i spend a few days over xmas at my mums and ate and drank what i wanted. now back to reality and having to go to shops to buy food or not eat. going with the not eating at the moment lol. got no sweets etc in so sitting munching on an apple just now.

Fruit is nice, but it doesn't hit the same 'spot' does it!!

To me fruit is something you have on top of/with real food not a substitute!!

30-12-07, 11:25 AM

Here's a diet for you from the USA.

It will either make or break you

30-12-07, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Defender

Here's a diet for you from the USA.

It will either make or break you

'Sacred Heart' is the name of the hospital in the TV series 'scrubs' ... this diet was obviously written by comic geniuses, not real doctors!!

30-12-07, 05:26 PM

Here's what I need to eat daily from now on so I can get get into some leathers for the summer!

View Poll Results: How successful have you been at dodging the mince pies and Quality Street to date?
Whenever anything has been offered, I have folded like a cheap suit!	19	46.34%
Only managed to resist a couple of times	4	9.76%
Had a few misdemeanours, but managed to resist on the whole.	5	12.20%
I have been a saint and totally virtuous.	2	4.88%
What I eat is never an issue to me, therefore there is no such thing as overindulging!	11	26.83%
Voters: 41. You may not vote on this poll

30-12-07, 05:26 PM	#34
Defender Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Bat Fastard Here's what I need to eat daily from now on so I can get get into some leathers for the summer! Last edited by Defender; 30-12-07 at 05:29 PM.