Jambo - Soho's most crashingist member 2008

[jambo]

Originally Posted by Jackhammer

Remember - "making progress through slow-moving or stationary traffic" - actually i think it was you who told me that

I believe Rictus is the main contributor of that line...

Originally Posted by Grinch

Oh and where is the 'Crash badge'...

Oh there is something that needs to get made up...

Unfortunatly people start arguing about what a crash is, and no one takes the badge. As far as I can tell it's not a crash if:
It's on track
You didn't drop it
The pace was slow as you and the bike parted company
It's not a claim on insurance
No one saw it
You don't want the T-shirt/Badge


Jambo

Or, it was a straw hat honest

[Stu]

Originally Posted by jambo

Unfortunatly people start arguing about what a crash is, and no one takes the badge. As far as I can tell it's not a crash if:
It's on track
You didn't drop it
The pace was slow as you and the bike parted company
It's not a claim on insurance
No one saw it
You don't want the T-shirt/Badge


Jambo

I've had 4 crashes that I haven't parted company with the bike/and the bike was not dropped. So I'm not taking that badge!

Originally Posted by Stu

I've had 4 crashes that I haven't parted company with the bike/and the bike was not dropped. So I'm not taking that badge!

Sound like you need your own "special" badge then

[SoulKiss]

Originally Posted by rigor

Sound like you need your own "special" badge then

Special in the context usually applied to needs, bus, and school ?

[Stu]

I find slow speed filtering very costly/profitable on footpegs. I'll not say anything about the other kind of filtering as the office is devoid of any wood.

Jambo i work for mce huni, if you cam pm me your mob number i'll call you and let you know who your underwriter etc is

Originally Posted by jambo

I believe Rictus is the main contributor of that line...


Unfortunatly people start arguing about what a crash is, and no one takes the badge. As far as I can tell it's not a crash if:
It's on track
You didn't drop it
The pace was slow as you and the bike parted company
It's not a claim on insurance
No one saw it
You don't want the T-shirt/Badge


Jambo

Can I add to this list "if you were admiring someone's rear end and then noticed a really nice shrubbery that you felt warranted investigation at high speed?" No? Oh well...

Oh and Grinch: TSM hasn't crashed all that much, and he's got 2 bikes so on average he's crashed half as many times as he actually has.

If you see what I mean...

Wibble.

[anna]

ok ok enough people .. christ i go away for less then a week and i come back to find your at it all over again!!!!!!!!!

will people stop hitting the road you have a bike .. it has two wheels.. both of which belong firmly on tarmac!!!!