The why? Q&A thread

Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris

I live with other blokes and they seem to be able to manage it

A: Chinese, I had one last night and it was loverly



Q: Why is it I can be sat right next to my open window and not feel a breeze and yet on the other side of my (big) room the door opens and closes?

Cos it's not the breeze, it's the spooky poltergiest that haunts your house....

Q. What should i have from the chinese? I'm in a really mega undecisive mood tonight.

[Stingo]

Originally Posted by getyerkneedown

Cos it's not the breeze, it's the spooky poltergiest that haunts your house....

Q. What should i have from the chinese? I'm in a really mega undecisive mood tonight.

A. Cream of sum yung guy.


Q. Why do feet sweat?

[dizzyblonde]

Originally Posted by Stingo

A. Cream of sum yung guy.


Q. Why do feet sweat?

A: because they is made from Rochefort sweaty feet cheese?


Q: Why does my dog not notice its farted and it stinks?

Originally Posted by dizzyblonde

A: because they is made from Rochefort sweaty feet cheese?


Q: Why does my dog not notice its farted and it stinks?

A: Because he thinks if he looks like he hasn't noticed then clearly you won't suspect a thing and carry on as normal...he probably finds the smell delightful and can't understand what your problem is


Q: Why am I so damn good at procrastinating?

[mattSV]

Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris

A: Because he thinks if he looks like he hasn't noticed then clearly you won't suspect a thing and carry on as normal...he probably finds the smell delightful and can't understand what your problem is


Q: Why am I so damn good at procrastinating?

A: Think about it, it is obvious really

Q: Where the feck is my tv remote control

[dizzyblonde]

Originally Posted by mattSV

A: Think about it, it is obvious really

Q: Where the feck is my tv remote control

A: next to the cooker cause you've been in the fridge??

Q: why is Sky TV filled with repeats?

A: So that if you miss a part you're sure to see it next time.

Q: Do fish drink?

[the_lone_wolf]

Originally Posted by PAPPACLART

Becuase the sun produces almost as much fuel as it burns. No gas is stored it just keeps burning and producing almost infinately

oh dear god, i can't let this one go unnoticed...

the sun does not produce fuel, it consumes it, it burns hydrogen at a rate of ~5 million tons every second, converting hydrogen into helium by fusion

the reason the sun doesn't explode out into space is because the outward force of the massive nuclear fusion reaction is about equal to the force of gravity trying to squeeze all those trillions of trillions of tons of gas back together.

as the sun converts hydrogen into helium, the helium will form a core, adding more helium to it as the sun uses up all the hydrogen until eventually the pressure due to gravity is enough to start helium fusion, converting the helium to heavier elements. the increased rate of fusion will cause the sun to swell until it is about the size of earth's orbit

when helium fusion runs out of fuel there will be nothing to support the sun and the gasses that formed the outer parts will drift to form a planetary nebula or similar. the now inert core will be left, barren and cold, having vaporised the first four planets, leaving the solar system alone in the cold dark vacuum of space

so, to answer the original question:

Originally Posted by SoulKiss

Q: "Why does the sun go on shining?"

the apparently infinite life of the sun is an illusion, due to the timescales of solar evolution...

[dizzyblonde]

Originally Posted by zunkus

A: So that if you miss a part you're sure to see it next time.

Q: Do fish drink?

A:Some do, some don't

Q:What are Saturdays winning lottery numbers?

[Drew Carey]

123456.....HTH

Why is it when you hear vanilla ice we still smile?????