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Old 18-06-08, 10:52 AM   #31
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Default Re: Does squirting someone with a water-pistol constitute assault?

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More likely public order offence than an assault charge. Traffic unit may go for the Road Traffic offence. Yet another waste of police resources rather than the common sense approach

Take a hair dryer with you get rid of any evidence, by the time the police have turned up you will be fine !!!

Or do you want my professional opinion ? LOL
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Old 18-06-08, 11:03 AM   #32
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Nobody said anything about common sense....! Anyway, this is the Met we are talking about.

I was just trying to answer the original post.
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Old 18-06-08, 11:06 AM   #33
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Nobody said anything about common sense....! Anyway, this is the Met we are talking about.

I was just trying to answer the original post.
Off topic, but perhaps more relevant.

How can I find out what the Met, or any other police force is doing about persistant traffic offenders.
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Old 18-06-08, 11:13 AM   #34
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Does squirting someone with a water-pistol constitute assalt?
depends if its sea water

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Old 18-06-08, 11:14 AM   #35
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Default Re: Does squirting someone with a water-pistol constitute assault?

Write a letter to your local head of police/superintendent pointing out the local issue of cyclists jumping red lights and the clear road safety implications this has, and ask him what he is doing about it. He will be duty bound to respond, or at least direct one of his staff to, and then just don't let up. Keeping asking for updates on how they are getting on etc...
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Old 18-06-08, 11:28 AM   #36
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Take a hair dryer with you get rid of any evidence, by the time the police have turned up you will be fine !!!

Or do you want my professional opinion ? LOL
that was my professional opinion

maybe time to get a new job
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Old 18-06-08, 11:45 AM   #37
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Default Re: Does squirting someone with a water-pistol constitute assault?

Only a crime if you get caught right It would be intresting to see what would happen! Also if you do it when its raining, or wet outside, how would anyone be able to tell the difference anyway?
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Old 18-06-08, 12:12 PM   #38
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Off topic, but perhaps more relevant.

How can I find out what the Met, or any other police force is doing about persistant traffic offenders.
Why? Are you worried?
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Old 18-06-08, 12:29 PM   #39
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Why? Are you worried?
only that some day I will snap and murder one of the lycra mob
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only that some day I will snap and murder one of the lycra mob
Nothing to worry about mate....what's the big deal about murder anyways ?....just another casualty innit


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